I'm home sick today, - Ask me anything.

[SOteric]

Or maybe just put a flame under the garlic soup while you're up.

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

1. Hey...we'll be sick together

I'm laidover in bed too! hack hack...eewww

[SOteric]

3. *Cough*, *Wheeze*

Pass the remote?

[HEyHEY]

7. Is it better to be home sick or at work bored?

Ickyness of sick or snoozynes of bored?

[Wetzelbill]

2. I faked sick and missed class to be on DU

Hope you feel better.

[SOteric]

6. Perhaps worth noting that I'm a teacher

And I'm honour-bound to smack you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

Ah well. At least DU is educational. Promise me you'll learn something today.

[Wetzelbill]

13. I missed Short fiction and Political theory classes

DU definitely make up for those.

I learned that missing college classes to read all sorts of stuff on DU has actually made me smarter, but my once great GPA better not suffer. This means extra work on the weekend. :)

[TXlib]

19. Careful, SOteric

He might *like* that.

[SOteric]

26. You

might like that.

Where should we point the cameras...?

[Terran]

4. Are you really sick?

or did you just do a good imitation when you called in the morning?

I mean, it's Friday, after all. O8)

[SOteric]

9. No, I'm really sick.

And I work weekends, too, so Friday is irrelevant to me.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Sick. How?

Flu? Bad Cold? Ok, give with the details. My MS has been acting up for 3 weeks. We'll be miserable together. Ok?

Now for the ask anything question. What is a standard deviation?
The Professor

[SOteric]

12. Actually,

The Clinic this morning informs me I have walking pneumonia. While it will not rival the searing pains of MS (a coworker struggles with that, btw) it is rather amazingly miserable.

Standard deviation of the mean: Sadism. For examples please check the archives of the GD.

:hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

17. Good Answer. I Like the Way You Think

Apologies to Sam K for stealing that line.

However, as one who's livelihood depends on statistics, i somehow think i may have been insulted. Not sure, though. Hmmmmmmm.
The Professor

[SOteric]

18. No, no.

I certainly wasn't meaning to be insulting.

Only amusing.

[ProfessorGAC]

24. Yeah, I Knew That

I was just kidding, too! I know, for many many years, that when people hear "statistics" their eyes glaze over and a pained expression covers their visage. So, calling it sadism, is actually something that's probably crossed my mind.
The Professor

[devilgrrl]

8. Me too!

:toast:

[HEyHEY]

10. In that pic it looks like bush just got his lunch stolen

[SOteric]

14. I was thinking

he looked like he'd just had a hot-glue enema.

But you could be right, maybe I was just assuming he needed one.

[HEyHEY]

16. Like in A Christmas Story

It really reminds me of a kid who got something taken from him and is about to charge whoever took it in a frenzy of fists and slober and tears....That's it that's Ralphy befor ehe beats up Scott Farcus!

[TXlib]

20. *cringe*

Hot glue enema?

Yee-ouch!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Would you like crackers or croutons with your chicken soup?

FINE THEN - YOUR BOWL OF CHICKEN SOUP WOULD PALE AGAINST MINE ANYWAY!

Er, picture a beautiful bowl of chicken soup here. :7

I hope you feel better soon. Being sick is no fun!

[SOteric]

15. You're such a sweetie.

It's true, being sick is no fun. But it sure feels good when your friends want to take care of you. :hug:

[ulysses]

21. hey! my current flu/cold/faux meningitis/general pestilence

has become a head cold. Better company misery never thought it would get. ;-)

Ok, so, a question...how soon are you going back so that you can spread it to the miserable buggers that gave it to you in the first place? :evilgrin:

Oh wait, you're college level...

[SOteric]

22. Yes, I'm college level...

At this age, they're not "miserable buggers."

They're buggery experts.


I highly recommend the garlic soup. If I can figure a way to get a thermos-full through cyberspace it'll be on it's way.

[ulysses]

25. LOL

We've got sodomy and the lash. Where's the rum?

The garlic soup sounds divine, but bear in mind that Ms Uly is a former goth - and one with whom I'd like to snuggle this weekend. :7

[Seneca]

23. home sick?

We all get homesick, missing our family and friends where we grew up.

Oh, wait! The other kind of home sick! ;-)

Get well soon! :hi:

[SOteric]

27. Thanks.

Sleep helped. I feel a smidge improved.

[ForrestGump]

28. If you could be a bird

what kind of bird would you be?

[SOteric]

29. Whichever kind

is in a position to take a crap on Dubya's suit during a campaign photo op.

[ForrestGump]

30. Something in this size range?

[SOteric]

31. That should do it,

yes.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

32. Being sick is no fun

I'll toss you a couple of Vitamin C and zinc tablets, if that will help. (Of course, the way I throw, they might land in Idaho.)