How close do you live to a TEENAGER

[bloodyjack]

Don't know? Well now you can find out with the handy dandy teenager locater. Brought to you by your friends at Teenpeace.

http://usa.teenpeace.org/teen_locator/

I found one about 130 miles from my house that I didn't even know about.

[WoodrowFan]

1. link is broken.

:P

[XNASA]

2. My house is crawling with them.

Nice one.

:thumbsup:

[buzzard]

8. Mine too, they multiply if fed. n/t

[Nite Owl]

3. All I have to do is listen to the music or the

AOL bings. Or locate the car keys.

[Goldom]

4. I live negative 1 ft from one

Distance inside me from brain to soul? or something like that. Either way, I don't think I need a website to tell me how far I am from myself, which is good, cause the link doesn't work.

[kittycat1164]

5. too n/t

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Best one I've ever seen

:yourock:

[LeftyMom]

7. My results

Results for zip code *****:

You live within one mile of a high school. As a result you suffer an increased risk of break-ins and automobile accidents. Since you reside downwind of a potential cologne plume you should close your windows and keep iodine tablets handy on prom night. However, residual hormones spilled into the water table by your youthful neighbors mean you may not experience menopause until several years after you die.

Please pay attention to news events related to ****** High School and contact your congressperson about a ban on production of teenagers.

[spotbird]

Can you post a working link?

I tried to play with the one posted but didn't have any luck.

[spotbird]

12. Can you post a working link?

I tried to play with the one posted but didn't have any luck.

[LeftyMom]

13. My joking response to a copycat thread

Sorry for the confusion.

[SeanQuinn]

9. I AM a teenager.

*gasp*. Kill the pinko liberal teenager!

[bloodyjack]

11. We are the bane of humanity

[Corgigal]

10. I happen to see two of them

in my living room as I'm typing this. I really should call some type of exterminator.