My daughter is watching SPONGEBOB!!! What should I DO????

[Bouncy Ball]

Is there any kind of intervention I can perform?

What signs should I look for that Spongebob's mindpowers worked on her?

She told me she was tough enough to handle it, the crazy kid, but I think she's in over her head!!!!!

Help?????

[davidinalameda]

1. if she

start munching on the carpet, you know it's too late

:bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Ok

I'll watch out for that, thanks!!!

[mike_c]

2. TAZER!!!

Put your hands up and step away from the TV....

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Will it erase her memories of the Great Yellow Gay One?

[DS1]

6. I was going to say drown her and try again

It's the only way to be sure :scared:

/fundie

[Bouncy Ball]

11. But... but....but.....

we can't try again.....baby making factories are shut down in this house.

:-(

[DS1]

32. Then obviously you're useless to the cause.

Be sure to cement your feet soon afterwards and dive right in - non-pantsequipped-spongiform tainted babies are requireed to fight off the muslims during the imminent Crusades :grr:

[msgadget]

14. Where's everybody getting their tazers

and why didn't you send me the link? Is there a parent's discount?? It's because I'm new here, isn't it?

[DS1]

20. Krazee Kerick's Klearing Haus!

;-)

[msgadget]

30. Thanks ever so much!

LOL!

[ixion]

5. prepare for the onset of 'rampant lesbianism'

:evilgrin:

[MidwestTransplant]

7. That's only a problem in Oklahoma Middle Schools

:)

[Bouncy Ball]

9. I know what lesbianism is, but um, what is

RAMPANT lesbianism??????

:scared:

[ixion]

22. well, according to one Oklahoma congress critter

it's something like an epidemic. ;-)

[Inland]

8. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

[MidwestTransplant]

10. Call "Dr." Dobson and have him write a perscription.

[ooglymoogly]

12. send her to electroshock therapy quick

[cags]

13. Watch it with her. Become gay, take over the world

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Hmm. Not a bad idea.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. It's out of your hands.

Go buy some kd lang cd's right now!

[Bouncy Ball]

17. She does love

Melissa Ethridge.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. Well, there ya go!

It's a done deal.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. I just realized that squirrel thing is kinda

butch, isn't she?

Oh NO. That's her FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!

[Left Is Write]

19. So are my kids. Sue me. I'm doing some work

(and intermittent goofing off on DU), and they are happily having a snack of some popcorn and watching Spongebob.

[Bouncy Ball]

Don't tell anyone but

(I love Spongebob.)

Shhhhh!!!!!!!!

[Dookus]

21. She needs

immediate delesbification. And remove any loofahs in the house.

[Bouncy Ball]

24. I love that word.

Lesbification. I need to work it into conversation as much as possible. Thanks! Oh and we have no loofahs.

[Karenina]

23. QUICK!

Turn on Mr. Roger's Neighborhood!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

25. IT'S NOT ON!!!!!

[Karenina]

36. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BB, YOU WENCH!!! MY KEYBOARD!!!! Ain't you got no video tapes round there??? This MODERN TECHNOLOGY spossa be HEPPIN' us!!!

[DrGonzoLives]

26. Better call Jim Dobson

and schedule an intervention before it's too late.

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Sigh,.

I think you are right.

Although, one of her best friends at school is a boy who says he's gay. Maybe that means she's straight, right???

Or am I grasping at straws?

DAMN these cartoons and their incessant mind control!!!!! It's the gay mafia!!!!!

[Padraig18]

28. Buy her a Harley and some biker boots.

She is now lost to Satan's minions...

;)

[Bouncy Ball]

29. Might as well.

Wonder if they make those in girl's sizes?

We love her no matter what. We are proud Spongebob watchers in this house.

[Padraig18]

31. I have Sponge Bob sock cap and house slippers.

:hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

35. Awww!

How our widdle sicky boy?

Ohhhhhhh wuggie, wuggie, wuggie! <tickles hims cute belly>

[immoderate]

33. Tell her he moonlights as a contraceptive.

That should kill his clean cut image.

--IMM

[MarianJack]

37. Just Make Sure...

...that she doesn't get an easy bake toaster oven!

[gizmo1979]

38. Alas tis too late all is lost!

:cry: