The Whine, Bitch and Moan Thread

[Bouncy Ball]

You know you want to. Go on. Whine, bitch and moan here.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. its cold i am sick, and at work

life sucks!

[StopTheMorans]

2. wine? where?!?!?!?!?!?

[terrya]

6. A glass of KendallJackson Merlot would be superb right now....

But that glass isn't going to magically appear in my hand...now, IS IT??? ;-)

:hi:

T

[StopTheMorans]

9. that doesn't come in a box does it?

:hi: i'm just about to start studying now, despite the fact that i am feeling a massive hangover from a lot of boxed wine consumed last night while watching the patriots game :D

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I once drank an entire box of wine one night.

I barfed my guts up and had the bed spins so bad.

It was the only time in my whole life I drank so much I got sick.

I can't ever touch boxed wine again. Oh and it produces a particularly nasty hangover.

[StopTheMorans]

19. "Oh and it produces a particularly nasty hangover."

you're preaching to the (very hungover) choir :D :hangover:

[terrya]

22. Um, no. In a bottle. With a cork.

I've done the box of wine thing. And...I can say I've done the box of wine thing. :-)

Hope you feel better.

T

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Mmmmm

[Beaverhausen]

3. My throat is sore and I think I'm getting sick

goddamn it. People come into work sick and get everyone else sick, too.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. That was a good bitch post.

:toast:

[Beaverhausen]

10. I just bitched people out the in oscar winning movie thread

cause I don't feel good.
:mad:

[Bouncy Ball]

15. That sounds like fun!

[Bouncy Ball]

4. I've had a sinus headache for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT.

And it's really pissing me off. Meds aren't even working.

:grr:

[alittlelark]

7. It's taken me 2 weeks to pick out bathroom tile,

and I'm still not done! There was a raging 30 second cat fight in my living room an hour ago (feline), and I'm still finding tufts. I need to hit Trader Joes and the car wash before picking up the kids.... and here I am on DU....

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Still finding tufts...that made me giggle

and that's hard to do to someone whose every move causes wincing pain in the head.

[GOPisEvil]

8. I want a new job...I've had this one for 5 years, and it's sucking my life

force out of my body! I know I should feel fortunate to be employed, but dammit, I want the old days of the Clinton administration when I could have gotten another, more fulfilling position instead of having to ride things out where I am now...

[Bouncy Ball]

12. That sucks!!!!!

Don't let them suck the life force out of you!!! Resist the evil!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

16. I *do* work for the evil empire!

:argh:

[Shrek]

14. .

[Bouncy Ball]

18. NEVERMIND!

Sorry, head pain causes stupidity in me. Cool pics and I get it now!

[Lizzie Borden]

23. I love your pups!

My sister has a Great Peer.

[flamingyouth]

20. I slipped on my mossy patio on Saturday and hurt my knee

I skinned the hell out of it, plus I'm concerned I've damaged it more seriously, as it really hurts to put weight on it, climb stairs, drive, etc. :(

It hurts. :cry:

[msgadget]

24. Ooh, take care of that knee!

:hug:

[DS1]

21. I'm tired, the school's commuter cafe was closed because

there was a snowday, but I went to work anyway. The first thing I did was take a leak, flush the toilet, and watch a load of paper and shit float back as it was evidently clogged by the dude before me, but of course everyone thought ~I~ did it.

My car's been dead for the last 20 odd days, the tire is flat, it needs a new alternator, and I could use a full 4 tire replacement anyway, it's also long overdue for an oil change.

The bank is taking forever to approve or decline a loan, another transfer is taking forever with no tracking, my web contractor is trying to short me 200 dollars, I haven't been paid at my regular job for three weeks due to a typical school business office fuckup.

My computer's power supply and fan is slowly driving me up the wall because it's so loud, they would be replaced with silent/fanless versions if I had any money. Due to the cold I can't get on my bike and ride for hours and it's showing.

I'm out of beer.

I'm been out of :smoke: for far too long.

That fucker matcom is still in Mexico, probably knocking back some scotches on the rocks in a hot tub under a lovely sunset.

I want a scotch, on the rocks, stirred or shaken it doesn't matter I'd drink it too quick to notice.

My room is a mess but I don't have the energy to clean it.

I have to go back to film photography for my 400 level photo class, and then scan the slides. Staying digital throughout isn't allowed, even though I've got a kickass Rebel.

But I have something that makes all those complaints irrelevant.

[redqueen]

25. "But I have something that makes all those complaints irrelevant."

So....?

You're just gonna leave that there?

[DS1]

29. Yup

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

27. I'm wondering, too.

What is it that makes all the complaints irrelevant?

A woman?

[DS1]

30. Yup

:D

[redqueen]

42. Braggart!

x(




Seriously, guy... good for you. :)

[DS1]

43. Yeah, that was pretty bad, wasn't it?

but thanks! :pals:

[kitkatrose]

45. Awww, baby it was supposed to be a secret.

;) :hi:

[crispini]

26. I'm bored.

I don't like what I'm working on.

And I'm bored.

Oh, but hey, I can work from home tomorrow and it'll be 70 degrees! I think I might just sneak in a little extra garden time, heh heh heh. :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

28. today was actually not too bad...

until I started over-thinking and second-guessing about my late kitty :cry:

[msgadget]

31. I can only find my ugly emergency winter hat

and I hate to shop. Not only that, all the spiffy ones are gone by now.

I could sew one but I'd have to dig out all my fleece and re-aquaint myself with my serger.

I could knit one but I'm such a knitting crazy that I can't bring myself to dig out some thick yarn and needles and crank one out in a night. No, I want to do a complicated fair isle or intarsia design on fine needles that'd take until summer to complete.

On the whole, not much of a problem, I agree.

[Bouncy Ball]

32. But at least you got to get it off your chest!!!

My headache is now causing me to feel sick to my stomach, so it's getting even MORE fun!!!!!

[msgadget]

34. Oh, Bouncy Ball,

I feel like a stump for going on about my stupid hat when you're nauseated! :hug:

Have you taken anything for it? Tried chugging 12 oz. of a caffeinated beverage and then lying in a dark room for 20 minutes? I've been off prescription migraine meds for a couple (maybe even a few) years now and that little trick sometimes takes the edge off a migraine for me.

I REALLY appreciate the space to rant about the damned hat though!

:bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

36. Well, I did have a Diet Coke earlier.

Did nothing. Thanks, though! I took some meds about 10 minutes ago, going to lie down in a bit. Hope they work.

[msgadget]

40. You have to chug it down fast for it to be effective. Leisurely

slurping won't work. Hope the meds kick in soon.

[sparky_in_ma]

33. I'm sick of it being cold,

and plowing snow. I've been due a raise for 8 months and haven't seen a penny. I'm sick of being a team player. To hell with the team, I want my money.:mad:

Thanks, I needed that.

[Amaya]

35. Today wasn't so bad

I'm almost better (had pneumonia) , my neighbor shoveled my driveway and cleaned off my car, I shaved my legs, and I got paid.

:)

[New Earth]

37. i need a fucking job!!!

and some damn money!!!

[name not needed]

38. I had to go to school today

My ex girlfriend still manages to piss me off even though I haven't said one word to her in 14 months.

I have no car.

I have no money.

I have no job.

I have midterms this week.

My ankle fucking hurts.

I have a whole bunch of other shit to do this week.

It's fucking snowing again.

Everybody pisses me off.

No new episodes of Family Guy until May.

It's way too fucking cold outside.

That's all I can think of right now.

[Bouncy Ball]

39. Good rant.

Got anything else?

[AlFrankenFan]

41. I have my first high school final tomorrow (Biology)

And then a Trig final Wednesday, English Thursday. OY VEY!

[Hand]

44. I didn't get to go to work today!

Fucking blizzards!! That's two Mondays in a row! Godammitall...

(Please, please don't hurt me... here, I'll do it myself.)

:spank:

[Lady Effingbroke]

46. I haven't had a job since December 2003.

I have no hope of landing a job other than sacking groceries and herding shopping carts at the local grocery store until I finish school...in Spring 2006. And that is if I'm lucky and there is an opening in the sacker brigade. Even those jobs are hard to come by in my loverly hometown.

I have been having likely gall bladder problems for the past month and landed up in the emergency room a week ago. Now I have a $600 bill for lack of treatment rendered which I cannot pay - blood from a rock and all that.

I screwed up my ankle three years ago and, of course, could not afford to see a doctor for that, either - I could have broken it - who knows? :shrug: That has been bothering me, lately, too.

I am rapidly running out savings.

I haven't had s - e - x with anyone other than myself in so long I would have to read a friggin' (of course! :silly:) manual (with illustrations, natch) just to remember how it is done.

* was just coronated for four more years of screwing America into the ground.

Whoopee shit.

(BTW, BB, I hope you feel better soon - migraines suck!)

[Bouncy Ball]

47. I'm sorry but the having to read a manual part had me giggling.

No you wouldn't have to read a manual, LOL!

(Ooops, not supposed to be talking about this, SHHHH!!!)

[Worst Username Ever]

48. *sigh*

Its cold AND wet
my car needs work
I have two jobs and never get a day off
I never have time to see my friends
My job is lame
I am balding
I am 28 and still get zits
My fiancee is leaving town for a week
My feet are wet
I have so far missed all the new Battlestar Galactica shows
Everything in my Netflix queue says "Very Long Wait"
I'b broke all the time
I work in an office full of republicas
George bush is president
My boss keeps looking over my shoulder
I have no motivation
I got more, but now I am tired of typing, too.