Should I go masturbate?

[Zhade]

[Gringo]

1. Neither.

For god's sakes do it, but spare the rest of us the mental picture!

[pink_poodle]

2. It's better than washing dishes. or something.

knock yourself out!

[woofless]

3. Hell, stay here. n/t

[Skittles]

4. GIVE IT A REST ALREADY

WATCH SOME G.D. TV. NOT MTV EITHER.

[Zhade]

7. Wow, I sure got to you.

What'd I say? :P

[Loyal]

32. YEAH SKITTLES

YOU TELL EM! :P

[ironflange]

5. No!

Please, think of the kittens.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

28. Think of it as a low-cost alterntive to neutering

Cats, that is.

[salmonhorse]

6. Yeah sure go ahead...

But only in response to a creamy wet dream in the morning minus an understanding bunk-monkey...

[liberalnurse]

8. If you have to get permission then

you better not!

[Zhade]

9. You may have a point.

Having NO IDEA why I posted this, I hope this thread dies quickly.

What the hell was I thinking???

[prolesunited]

10. Hmm...

Perhaps we should keep this kicked up to the top all night to teach you to think before you post. :evilgrin:

BTW, what the hell WERE you thinking?

[nemo137]

15. i mean really,

what were you thinking?! :D

[SmileyBoy]

19. Kick

:kick:

:-)

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Kicking,

thanks to proles' suggestion.

[FDRrocks]

14. Are you done yet?

I hope to hell you are postponing it for this! Get at it, boy!

[rudeboy666]

11. YES

But remember to aim well.

Otherwise, you have some cleaning to do. :-)

[Zhade]

12. Hehehe

Thanks for not making me feel like a pervy creep! :)

[FDRrocks]

13. Yes!

YES YES YES YES YES. Massage your meat, and think of hot, horny loving when you climax.

Pleasure is such a gift.

[Djinn]

16. you wouldn't wish Parkinson's on anyone

and that said I hope the pontiff doesn't suffer too much but I really can't agree with giving him credit for bringing down the Iron Curtain

[JackDragna]

17. Why the fuck are you asking us?

Jesus. It's like asking if you should breathe. Go do it, ya cretin!

[SmileyBoy]

18. PLEASE wash your hands afterwards.

I don't like shaking peoples' hands when I meet them knowing that it may possibly be a filthy jizz-hand.:-)

[Zhade]

20. I should clarify...

I of course in NO way meant this as a serious question!

I was bored. And silly.

[scucci]

21. Well, I thought it was a funny poll,

er pole, er pull, er something. Now go whack off you silly. lol

[Barad Simith]

22. No, do it right here where we can supervise. n/t

[0rganism]

23. By all means! Regular self-love is essential for a healthy prostate

And it's good exercise, too!

Hell, I'm surprised you had time to post this poll. But so far the results are in your favor! Do it, before the tide turns.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

43. My husband's former boss gave him this same advice while

they were out having a drink. He told him his wife wouldn't give him sex, so he was forced to have an affair in order to help his prostrate! He said affairs were too complicated so if I ever stopped giving him sex, he should just masturbate a lot.

I always thought Jocelyn Elders was absolutely right.

[RebelOne]

24. This is the dumbest poll yet.

What a stupid question.

[WillParkinson]

26. I think you're just jealous...

Because you didn't post it first. <grin>

What's the Lounge for if not to be a bit silly? I've seen a lot of strange questions here. This one fits right in.

[Maddy McCall]

39. I agree...n/t

[Braden]

27. go ahead.

and Imagine your mom and your aunt in french maid's costume applauding loudly as you go.

[prolesunited]

29. Well, everybody's dying to know

Was it good for you? :evilgrin:

[hussar]

30. Absolutely, there's nothing wrong with..................................

A good dose of hand to gland combat.........enjoy say I

[moof]

31. so how did this come out ?

n/t

[Deja Q]

33. Jocelyn Elders would tell you it's a good thing to do

So do it!

:D

[Loyal]

34. Knock yourself out

:P

[qwertyMike]

35. Do it

till you need glasses

[Swede]

36. Meet Rosie Palm and her five lovely sisters

Or be the master of your domain.

[kayleybeth]

37. Go for it

We won't look.

[Maddy McCall]

38. TMI = too much information

Whatever you do, keep it to yourself. No one here really cares if you do it or not. Are you so narcissistic as to think anyone does???

[WillParkinson]

40. Excuse me?

Some of us live our lives vicariously through the thrills of others. Some of us MAY care. And, in fact, may even insist on pictures to prove that it was done correctly.

[bearfan454]

41. Oh hell, what is one more time ?

Go for it.

[HawkerHurricane]

42. Don't knock masturbation,

It's sex with someone I love! - Woody Allen

[zanana]

44. Another Woody Allen line...

"I was the best I ever had".