"Why not just tax the stupid people?"

[foreigncorrespondent]

What's your favorite Ab Fab quote of all time?

Mine really has to be "Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver."

[Sapphocrat]

1. How about a Top 1,000?

Definitely "Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver!" & "Why not just tax the stupid people?" plus waaaaay too many others to list. The first that come to mind, however, are:

Patsy: "She's so anally retentive, she can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

Patsy: "One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist."

Eddy: "I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!"

Eddy to Mum: "I've started repressed false memory therapy. I'll get something on you yet. You in a wood in a hood. It's all coming back to me."

Eddy: "All my friends are gay! ALL my friends are GAY!"

Mum: "Talking to yourself, dear? That's the first sign of madness."
Eddy: "Really? I thought it was talking to you."

Eddy: "There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out!"
Mum: "Just the one, dear?"

Eddy to Saffy: "Get a haircut and a boiler suit so I don't have to keep explaining you to my friends, will you, darling?"

Saffy: "Yes, I'm gay."
Eddy: "Oh, HURRAH!"

Mum (loosely paraphrased): "'Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister for A) 900 years, B) 3,000 years, or C) 11 years.' Oh, it's a trick question ... They want you to say 11 years. So, I'll say 900 years. After all, it was a very long time..."

Eddy: "I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but it's me, me, me!"

NY editor to Patsy: "Is your hair on purpose?"

[LanternWaste]

2. hmmm....

Sorry, not a quote, but according to my grandad (an expert in all things, mind you), they do tax the ignorant people- it's called the State Lottery. Da-dum, ching!