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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:30 PM Original message |
Steven Wright says... |
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bahrbearian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. LOL n/t |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
2. 34: I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
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unblock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
3. i have a map of the world. it's actual size |
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NightTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
4. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
5. And one of my favorites... Why do we park in the driveway |
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cruadin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. Steven Wright's totally deadpan delivery cracks me up.... |
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Osamasux (846 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
7. The sign said the convenience store was open 24 hours. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
8. I got pulled over by a police officer the other day. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. Steven Wright is hilarious (nt) |
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Jade Fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
10. LOL! I love Steven Wright |
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Streetdoc270 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm addicted to placebos. |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
12. you can't have everything, where would you put it? |
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DODI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
13. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, coincidence, I think not. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
14. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
15. "Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark" |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
16. There's a light switch in my house that doesn't do anything. |
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welshTerrier2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
17. my favorite: i went into a restaurant that said "breakfast anytime" |
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Floogeldy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
18. "Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something. I saw it in a cartoon once |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jan-22-05 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
19. I like Steven Wright's style so much, I used it to write my own jokes: |
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