I am Alan Colmes, ask me anything

[Lenape85]

[mopinko]

1. is it hard to be a weasel?

or is it just natural for you?

[Lenape85]

2. Well, you know, being a weasel ain't that bad

[SHRED]

3. How do you say...

"fair and balanced" with a straight face?

:shrug:

[Lenape85]

4. Well, I'm a Dem who supports Bush, and Sean is a Republican, we are f/b

[rooboy]

5. How hard is it to go from being a comedian...

to being the straight guy in another comedian's act?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. I am Sean Hannity. What are you doing here, bitch?

Give me a blow job. NOW.

[Lenape85]

7. *gives Sean a blow job

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. That was unsatisfactory. But of course, all liberals are incompetent.

Train more, bitch.

[Aristus]

8. How much money does Fox News pay you to be a spineless

wimp who does not represent true, fighting liberals?

[Lenape85]

10. You are obviously out of touch with America

[koneko]

9. Why are you such a fuckwit?

And do you realize you're Hannity's spoogebucket?!?!?!?

[Lenape85]

12. Because I'm supposed to be a nice guy