My cat is STARING at me
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:22 AM
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But then, a cat may look at a DeposeTheBoyKing!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:23 AM
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1. It is my impression that Cats stare a lot.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:23 AM
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2. For crying out loud, Don't move!
You are being stalked. And stay calm. They can sense fear.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:24 AM
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The way we watch "reality TV." :shrug:
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:25 AM
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4. And it's the 20-pounder
Be afraid - be very afraid! I don't want to go to sleep - I may wake up to find my arm gnawed off!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:27 AM
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5. Mine usually does tha when she wants something
Check your cat's food, water and litter box. Then again he/she may just be appreciating your form like an artist.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:28 AM
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He's purring up a storm. I think he's waiting for me to go to bed so he can curl up on my feet and completely prevent me from turning over.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:27 AM
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6. That cat is eeeeeeeeeeevil ,I tell you !
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:31 AM
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10. But you've said that about all the pets.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:28 AM
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If she blinks it means "hey we're cool", but it could also mean "I'm sorry but I must kill you". If she winks I think it means, "I have something in my eye".
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:29 AM
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9. He's deviously purring
But plotting to overthrow me, I'm quite sure.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:31 AM
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12. Quick ! Give the cat a poisoned mouse !
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:34 AM
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14. Get him drunk on catnip. That should put off his regal ambition. eom
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:31 AM
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11. Wonder what he'd do if you "meowed" at him
eom. Meow. meow. meow. meow. meow.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:33 AM
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13. He's trying to jump on my lap!
This cat is NOT a lap sitter! The world is surely coming to an end!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:36 AM
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15. flea will protect you!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:37 AM
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16. That would be an interesting standoff!
Monty would hiss and run away, peeing on the carpet the entire time. Cute puppy!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:39 AM
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18. Flea would bark her brains out with her ass in the air, tail wagging!
She loves cats, but has no idea how to play with them. she hates dogs. I don't think she knows she is a dog! My seven year old puppy is a hoot!
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:39 AM
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17. Did you actuallly try the "meow" experiment with him ?????????????????????
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:40 AM
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19. Yes. Now BOTH cats are staring at me.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:41 AM
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20. I actually did that with my kitty, Merlin and he just ignores me and
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:43 AM
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21. Try the cat in heat sound...
Maw Maw Maw Maaaawwwww...Rowwwwwrrrrr. keep it all in the back of the throat, like you have a loogy stuck in there... it will freak their shit out.
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Sat Jan-22-05 02:55 AM
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22. Tell the cat I said hello.
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Sat Jan-22-05 03:36 AM
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He's waiting for you to entertain him. And what's stopping you?:shrug:
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