How do I get this Man-Smell out of my Apartment?

[bettyellen]

It's primarily in the area of the couch, and i have moved all dirty laundy to the stoarge downstairs. I triple bagged all the bedding he used. I keep blowing smoke onto the couch and have lit one too many scented candles. Lysol isn't doing it, maybe I should try a pet odor product? It's not sweaty or anything bad really, It's just very distracting.

[jswordy]

1. Febreeze...

It ought to work for man-smell. I know it works great for woman-smell. Heh.

[bettyellen]

8. so much for out of sight, out of mind......

i guess it's going to take febreeze to finish the job.

[ohiosmith]

16. kick

[BurtWorm]

2. How soon will the copy cat threads start, do you think?

As for the problem... Psshh, ya got me! Secret aerosol? :shrug:

[bettyellen]

4. i don't think i've ever been copycatted.

it would be an honor if my little problem had a higher purpose.

[BurtWorm]

6. This one seems like its got a big target on the side of it.

If no one else starts one, I may have to. ;)

[bettyellen]

15. do it do it do it so it do it..........

when i get back from my febreeze, milk and bread buying trip, i wanna see a copycat up there.

[BurtWorm]

19. I'm too much of a chicken!

There are too many possibilities and none of them are salutary. :scared:

[jswordy]

10. I'm tellin' ya...

Febreeze will do it! Use it on the couch and carpet. I use it all the time for the woman-smell. You get a kinda perfumy scent, but after it goes away (pretty quickly), all the smell is gone with it!

[Richardo]

3. 3 or 4 wet dogs will mask that unpleasant man-odor

I've got a few you could borrow. :D

[bettyellen]

5. it already smells slightly of puppy dog tails.......

[Richardo]

11. ;-)

Good one, betty. Best of luck!

[trof]

7. What is "man smell"?

Can men not smell it?
Never heard of this.

[Deja Q]

9. Well, I'd tell you what it is, but I ain't responsible if this thread gets

deleted... :o

[trof]

You mean...um...you know?

hmmm

[ArcRabbit]

12. Men can't smell Man Smell

Or so I've been told. *shrug*

[bettyellen]

14. get a man who hasn't showered in eight hours and isn't wearing colongne.

drop something right by his feet, and inhale the whole way down while picking it up.
For bonus smell, linger on the upper torso.
Shit, I told you it's distacting me.

[demnan]

13. Cat piss

works every time.

[Cadence]

17. They sell this stuff at Ace Hardware called

Smell B-Gone. This stuff WORKS! Anywhere you spray it the odor disappears. It's awesome.

[bettyellen]

18. wow Ace is closing in 20 minutes....

[Cadence]

20. Run!

:D

[bettyellen]

23. eeeek , they didn't have it, i had to get febreeze.

god this stuff smells yucky.

[Cadence]

24. They didn't have it? That's blasphemous.

They're supposed to dammit! I know, febreeze sucks!

[bettyellen]

25. i'll try tommorrow if this stuff doesn't work.. thanks for the tip though!

[RagingInMiami]

21. Some women call it man-smell

others call it pheromones.

[bettyellen]

22. and ordinarily i wouldn't mind....

but in this case. i need it out of here for a day or so. the source will be back on sunday. till then, i'm spraying to forget.