If someone gave you an inauguration invitation, what would you do?

[RadicalMom]

Moot point, but I'd have a subsequent engagement.

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Give it to a homeless Vietnam veteran.

Along with a shower, shave, suit and haircut. THAT might turn out in a rather interesting manner.

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. Good idea

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[BikeWriter]

2. I'd take a 41 and wipe my 43 with it.

;)

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Ha!

:D:thumbsup:

[BikeWriter]

5. Thank you, thank you.

BW bows graciously, then trips on his bearddddddddddddd

[Catch22Dem]

4. Tear it into small pieces right in front of them

Anyone who did that to me would be doing it just to be an asshole, so I'd destroy it. That way, they couldn't go see their boy king either.

[RadicalMom]

6. And make them eat it, too.

[NoPasaran]

7. I'd thank them politely

Take it home and run it through my shredder.
Wash my hands.

[SheilaT]

8. I'd laugh at loud

at someone dumb enough to think I'd want to go.

Personally, I won't be listening or watching any of the re coronation festivities today.

Four years ago I didn't watch, and when my husband came home from work he turned on TV and whatever channel was on was showing the swearing in. I said, "Well that's his first lie" not realizing how true that was.

[RadicalMom]

9. It should be a swearing at, not a swearing in.

[muchacho]

10. I'd go

eat thier fine food and drain their open bar and make people uncomfotrtable with questions like " wonder how many hummers we could reenforce with the amount all this costs?" and "How about that Barack Obama?"

[DrGonzoLives]

11. I'd go

Get righteously drunk, and try to start a fight with a Republican donor. After being thrown out, I would urinate on some Republican donor's car, then move on to another bar.

[Dastard Stepchild]

12. I'd go...

dressed in all black with REALLY gothy eye makeup. You know, just to make a point that was only probably obvious to me. :)

[noonwitch]

13. I'd send it to Michael Moore

Let him go and make a movie of it.

[Jessica]

14. I'd say, "Oh .. oh - this is a nice invitation ...

... for me to poop on!" :P

[Cuban_Liberal]

15. I'd go.

I'd dress appropriately, plus wear a blue armband and my 'Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry!' button. I' drink their booze and eat their food and constantly bring up subjects that made them uncomfortable.

[ynksnewyork2]

16. Give it to

my African Grey to shred!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. Sell it on e-bay, make sure it's a freeeper who won the bid, get money,

don't deliver.

[Arkana]

19. Wipe my ass with it then give it back

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Okay, don't hate me for this

...but I actually went to 41s Inaguration and Ball. My best friend worked at the Reagan WH and got me the invite. It was no big deal. They certainly were a boring lot.

[MrModerate]

21. If it got me close enough to fling a turd at the sonuvabitch . . .

I'd take it.

Otherwise I'd send it back with a note: "Sorry, I don't party with scum-sucking, slug-f*cking, pusilanimous progeny of butt-f*cked mules -- especially if they are traitors and war criminals."

And then I'd prepare for my FBI interview.

(Ya know, I think I just don't LIKE this guy Bush -- anybody else out there feel the same?)

[OhioBlue]

22. frame with a note : the day democracy died and give it back.

[plcdude]

23. some one did

and I told them I would take a rain check and go with them when a real president was being sworn in. They laughed and shook their heads. I can't laugh but I shook my head also.