I met a terrifying woman. She would not say her name.
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I met a terrifying woman. She would not say her name.
I asked and asked to no avail. Finally a man whispered to me, "Steer clear. She'll take your heart and eat it before your eyes." Who is she?" I asked. "The White Widow." :smoke:
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:06 PM
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dabbling with the Angel's Trumpet this morning?
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:11 PM
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2. I'll give you $5 if you kick her a**
GO ahead what is ya chicken. I would be.
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:12 PM
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3. A little bit jet-lagged, Will?
:crazy: How's your trip going? (besides the terrifying lady)
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:14 PM
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4. Didya meet her in an Amsterdam "coffee bar"??
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:14 PM
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5. so naturally you're very attracted to her, right?
(sigh) I used to be the same way. Then one day I realized my heart was missing.
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:20 PM
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6. Will, are you hanging out in the Red Light district in Amsterdam?
Just window shopping eh....:evilgrin:
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:22 PM
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7. Was she sitting in her window?
And this is only your first day. :)
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:23 PM
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Edited on Thu Oct-02-03 12:24 PM by felonious thunk
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:23 PM
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She swoops right by me Causing a stir in the air Ah! The White Widow felonious thunk
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:24 PM
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10. Ack, Beware of Sauramon's evil Uruk-hi warriors
Oh wait, that's the White Wizard....
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:27 PM
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11. That's Europeans for you
They are...different. Where in europe are you now?
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:29 PM
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like you're having a good time. Are you being a bad boy? ;-) (If so, I reiterate my request that you take lots of pictures.) :evilgrin:
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:34 PM
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13. I've seen pictures of the White Widow...
... though I can't say I've made her acquaintance in person. One thing I do know is that she'll make you forget your OWN name, as well as anything else bouncing around your short-term memory... -AA
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:45 PM
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14. Don't you remember your Billy Idol? "It's a nice day for a White Widow"
Oh, it didn't go like that? Oh well
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:50 PM
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15. I met her at a place called the Greenhouse Tolstraat...
Even women are not immune to her awesome wiles.
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Thu Oct-02-03 12:57 PM
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Thu Oct-02-03 01:00 PM
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17. You still in Amsterdam Will?
You should stay out of this coffee shops ;-)
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Thu Oct-02-03 01:42 PM
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18. Did she offer to "play 'Misty' for ya..?"
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Thu Oct-02-03 02:03 PM
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19. was it Lucianne Goldberg?
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Thu Oct-02-03 02:45 PM
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23. she is a real sleaze bag
check out the forum at Lucianne.com---it is even more extreme than Free Republic.
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Thu Oct-02-03 02:19 PM
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i wish i were there. i wouldn't mind talking to her.
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Thu Oct-02-03 02:38 PM
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21. I have shared an evening with the "Widow"
OMFG. If Bush made her legal, I'd give up politics. I hate you, Will.
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Thu Oct-02-03 04:06 PM
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Thu Oct-02-03 02:44 PM
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22. Sampling the local flavor, eh?
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Thu Oct-02-03 03:57 PM
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24. Does she have a sister?
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Thu Oct-02-03 03:59 PM
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and i only have one heart . . . Well I HAD a heart somewhere
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Thu Oct-02-03 04:09 PM
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27. So the acid in Europe is good I guess it's safe to say
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Thu Oct-02-03 05:03 PM
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28. I met a strange lady,
she made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. ;-)
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