Welcome to my 700th post. Get ready to be dazzled!...to sleep.

[politicaholic]

Now being a member of the seven hundred club (it's taken me about two/two an a half years to get here) I feel the right, neh, the obligation to ask myself before the next hundred posts...

"What would Pat Robertson write?"

And then write the exact opposite.

So with no further a-doo-doo I would like to say:

1) Screw Bush! (that's a given)
2) God sent the tsunami to guilt his children into caring for people other than other christians.
AND
3) Jesus loves homosexuals more than lepers because at least homosexuals don't leave hunks of skin on his robe when he hugs them.

Thank you DU and I look forward to the next 100 posts.