What exactly is Canada?

[Richardo]

It's a metaphysical question.

(OK really it's a cheap copycat of 'What exactly is Canola?') :D

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[Maple]

1. Metaphysically speaking....

Canada is an idea...more than a geographic location.

[TXlib]

2. According to Ed Helms on The Daily Show

They're a bunch of harmless pussies.

Man, that segment was funny!

[tjwmason]

3. The bit you couldn't pinch in 1776 or 1812

[sniffa]

4. after hockey pLayers

their #1 export is canada dry

[achtung_circus]

9. Canada is a state of mind.

You see, all you need to do in order to join is....

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Americas hat?

:crazy:

[Richardo]

8. Now that's funny.

For some reason the word 'hat' always cracks me up. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Hat!

Hathathathathathathathathathathathathat.

Looks like I'm "that" LOL :D

[Richardo]

16. Stop you're killing me!

HAHAHAHA!

[achtung_circus]

12. If you look on a map

Canada is on top,
Canada is bigger,
If we were in prison the US would be our bitch.

a propos of which

An accountant got caught with his hand in the till and was sent to prison. He is shown, all 110 pounds of him, into his cell to meet his new roommate. The roomie, 6' 8" 350 pounds, pony tail, biker tattoos and all explains to him that he has a choice. He can be the wife, or he can be the husband.

Thinking it over, our little grey friend decides that if what must be must be he should try to minimize the trauma and says that he wants to be the husband. Harley, our biker friend replies "OK, now get over here and suck your wife's dick."

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I was only joking....

[achtung_circus]

18. I know

mee too.

:party:

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. I kinda figured...

What serious person would post THAT joke? :o

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Never heard of it.

[Archae]

7. The buch of jerks who sent us...

William Shatner and Celine Deion! :-)

[sniffa]

11. now, now

the canadian government has on severaL occasions apoLogized for ceLine.

[flygal]

10. America Lite

They seem to live a nice middle-class existance and don't bother anyone. My kind of country.

[Gloria]

13. I heard a BBC report this AM about "America" and they visited

Minnesota and on interview talked about the "continuum" between Canada and "Minnesota Nice."

It was a great segment, interviewed people in the city, out in a rural area with a turkey farm, Jesse Ventura, and Garrison Keillor.

Of course, I have to forgive the BBC guy for not approaching the subject of Norm Coleman....where does HE fit in???????

[KitchenWitch]

21. Norm Coleman is from NY state or NJ

So the carpetbagger really does NOT fit in!

[no name no slogan]

22. That's true in many ways

Speaking as a native Minnesotan, we've always been a little more "enlightened" and progressive than the rest of the nation (IMHO).

And don't blame us for Coleman. Listen to his accent-- he's entirely Brooklyn's fault.

:D

[underpants]

17. It is a place without weather

Ever notice the national maps on TV?

[achtung_circus]

19. Yeah, I don't get that.

Our stations report the US weather. Turnabout is fair play!

[no name no slogan]

23. "It's America, but without the stupidity!" -- Michael Moore

quoted from "Downsize This!"

[saltpoint]

24. It's where Gordon Lightfoot lives. n/t