The "Ohhh, the Pain" CAPTION

[Crankie Avalon]

"I'd kill for diarrhea."

[billyskank]

1. Is he feeling our pain?!

Shocked, I tell you!

[Rick Myers]

2. Schools? WTF am I doing HERE?

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Does he have acid reflux too?

Yeah he's just like Ashlee Simpson, only instead of lip syncing a song, he's lip syncing his presidency.

[MemphisTiger]

4. Sometimes school is hard work

[livinginphotographs]

5. It's his conscience screaming to get out.

n/t

[Kikosexy2]

6. I have...

massive indigestion right now--my gas bubble is ready to burst. But I can't release it right now because I'm holding it in as much as possible...I feel your pain.

[Jessica]

7. "Way deep down inside me, at the core of who I am ...

... I just know I don't own a timber company."

[Az]

8. Why do I feel so empty right here?

[aden_nak]

9. His pain is as sinscere as the backdrop he's being photoed in front of.

[sniffa]

10. oh man! them cue cards is too hard to read

[MemphisTiger]

13. That's awesome

[underpants]

11. Wednesday are Sloppy Joe day here?

Quick Karl what is a Sloppy Joe?

[TrustingDog]

12. "It sickens me that...

it is taking so long for me and my elite base to rob every penny from you serfs".

[BringEmOn]

14. "Whatch mean?...you seniors shouldn't be required to take a NCLB test....

for graduation unless the president can pass it, too???"

[underpants]

15. I...I thought Armstrong Willimas was suposed to be here

What the hell did we pay him for then?

[Thor_MN]

16. "Open the doors... Damn!!! This is the church...."

[PittPoliSci]

17. Looks like something evil's about to burst out of his chest...

but that happens every time he stand infront of a podium giving a speech!