> > Living in 2005

[BurtWorm]

In convenient passed along e-mail format:


> >
> > You know you're living in 2005 when...
> >
> > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >
> > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >
> > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >
> > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >
> > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
> they
> > don't have e-mail addresses.
> >
> > 6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a
> > business manner.
> >
> > 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
> > outside line.
> >
> > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> different
> > companies.
> >
> > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >
> > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >
> > 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
> anyone
> > is home.
> >
> > 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
> screen.
> >
> > 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
> > first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
> you turn
> > around to go and get it.
> >
> > 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
> >
> > 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
> >
> > 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
> >
> > 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
> > message.
> >
> > 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
> >
> > 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
> > list.
> >
> > AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
> >
> > Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know

[Union Thug]

1. Some of this is painfully true.

ugggg.

[BurtWorm]

3. My sentiments exactly.

:evilfrown:

[McKenzie]

2. I know I'm a geek because

instead of hitting the brakes on my car I look for the back button!

Will be forwarding your e-mail to a squillion addies across Euroland.

[BurtWorm]

4. That's what it was designed for!

:hi:

I know I'm a DU addict because I always want to insert DU smiley codes into things I hand write.