I'm buying a boat today. Should I let my wife on it?

[Dr.Phool]

She's a major scaredy-cat. She won't get on my mototcycle. Won't go flying. Maybe I'll just invite the dogs and barmaids.

[tk2kewl]

1. What kind of boat?

[Dr.Phool]

2. Just a small 14 ft. aluminum

with a motor. Just something to play around on the river, and watch the manatees.

[tk2kewl]

8. sounds like fun

I've got one of these:

but mine is 10 yrs old, so not quite as shiney. 5.8L V8 runs great though.

[bobbobbins]

3. No, boats are for mistresses

[PaganPreacher]

4. Scott Peterson....

I didn't know you had Internet access in prison.

:-)



The Pagan Preacher
I don't turn the other cheek.

[havocmom]

5. Depends on two things, your budget and your couch.

If the former is not in tip top shape, seriously evaluate how fond you are of th latter. :evilgrin:

[Darknyte7]

6. Naw...

Just hide it in the driveway...

[StopTheMorans]

7. if you get her drunk, then maybe...

[Ernesto]

9. When we were dating, my cabin cruiser was very attractive to my wife

20 years later, she won't go near my current cruiser. Works for me, Spring fishin' is just around the corner!