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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:41 AM
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Ex rips off man's tackle
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A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005013091,00.html
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BBradley Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:42 AM
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His left testicle...
That's need to know information right there. We'd have ourselves a completely different story if it were the right testicle.
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:42 AM
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1. A shy, mysterious creature.
She really needs to learn how to assert herself. ;-)
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:43 AM
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2. Brings whole new meaning to...
... the phrase, "I'd give my left nut for a girl like that...." :P
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 AM
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3. Took balls to do that

or vice versa
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 08:48 AM
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4. That's just....nuts
Boy, what a kick in the slats.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:11 AM
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5. she'll probably be used to frighten fundie boys
Be careful or that girl is going to get you!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:14 AM
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6. I had to laugh at this part of the article...
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The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:16 AM
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7. Maybe it needed a wash
:shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 09:16 AM
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8. You don't mess with a Liverpudlian
Them girls are scary.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 10:55 AM
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9. What a cutie
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