It's Bedtime Story Time

[orleans]

Once upon a time, late one night, a little princess heard a strange noise outside her bedroom window. She opened her eyes and saw the lingering light of the night's final moonbeam stretching out across her room.

She threw off the covers and went to the window, half expecting to see her favorite pet unicorn munching on the Rosemary beneath the sill. Instead the princess saw.....

(your turn. add to the story)

[Dookus]

1. Bill O'Reilly

[orleans]

2. the princess began to scream

because...

[yorgatron]

3. he had a loofah

and a cellphone...

[orleans]

4. the princess ran to call 911

when she tripped over...

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when she tripped over.....

the royal poodle who had fallen asleep on the rug.
Not being pleased having been tripped over, and frightened besides, the poodle woke up with a start and immediately proceeded to bite the princess directly on her ankle.
Suddenly, Bill burst through the window, beating the poodle with his soap on a rope and.....