OMG! Bush has a GOLD TOILET!

[NYC Liberal]

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.
 
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!


That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"


Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private  bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
 
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. LOL

LOL !

[spooked]

2. LOL Thanks for the laugh

n/t

[alittlelark]

3. too funny!!!!

I was suckered 'til the end!!!!

[Lenape85]

4. Hahahahahahahahahaha

[lasttrip]

5. lol. needed that. thanx.

:hippie:

[babylonsister]

6. Love it! Probably not too far off either! nt

[Sanity Claws]

7. LOL

I didn't see it coming -- the best kind of jokes.

[underseasurveyor]

8. Been needin' a chuckle............LOL........Thanks it worked :-)

:loveya:

[smbolisnch]

9. Hahahaha

Cute :D

[peekaloo]

10. Funny!

:thumbsup:

[donheld]

11. Priceless