EVER WONDER

[CatWoman]

 >Why the sun lightens our hair, but
 darkens our skin?

 >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 >Why don't you ever see the headline !
 "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 >Why is it that doctors call what they do
 "practice"?

 >Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
 have to click on "Start"?

 >Why is lemon juice made with artificial
 flavor, and dish washing liquid made
 with real lemons?

 >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 >Why is the time of day with the slowest
 traffic called rush hour?

 >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 >When dog food is new and improved
 tasting, who tests it?

 >Why didn't Noah swat those two
 mosquitoes?

 >Why do they sterilize the needle for
 lethal injections?

 >You know that indestructible black box
 that is used on airplanes? Why don't
 they make the whole plane out of that
 stuff?

 >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 >Why are they called apartments when
 they are all stuck together?

 >If con is the opposite of pro, is
 Congress the opposite of progress?

 >If flying is so safe, why do they call
 the airport the terminal?

[proud patriot]

1. I have often wondered about

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

I tried once . Didn't work my mouth just needed to be open :shrug:

[CatWoman]

2. *snarf*

me too, PP :hi:

[proud patriot]

3. Oh good I'm not the only one

LOL:D

[Nikia]

4. I put mascara on with my mouth closed

I guess I'm abnormal in this one. Is that why it sometimes is present just under my eye brows? Would opening my mouth really help?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Once I wondered why all these sheep in the field had green and red

marks on their back...I found out they STRAP a pen to belly of the male that when he boinks them so they can figure out which male did the wild thang with them.

[jus_the_facts]

6. Midori..I aways wonder about your kitties personalities from those pix...

...when I see 'em....the first kitty looks suprised and happy...the second looks like....hey that'll be ENUFF of that...the third looks like...*sigh* just leave me be....and Trinity looks like a wild child those eyes are a TRIP!! :D

:hi:

[REP]

7. There Have Been Mouse-Flavored Cat Foods

but cats hated it, so it was taken off the market. Apparently, if they could, cats would be hunting and eating cows and sheep.