I found my alter ego here at DU!

[Longgrain]

Long Grain...

Just search profiles and type in long, when they ask for the first few letters...

Zero posts, and nothing in his profile...weird ain't it...

It's actually me (Long Grain is the proper spelling of my name), I tried registering before I started posting, but I had problems with my DSL account...:argh: I couldn't find my password, so I couldn't find the E-Mail that would let me onto DU...

I got to go out and shovel soon, I just thought you all might like to know...

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. You mean this whole time you've been lying to me?!

You're really Long Grain?! OMG! :+

[Longgrain]

2. Yes...I was Long Grain all along.

I'm unmasking myself right now...

take that you all!

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. My gawd! I feel like I don't know you anymore..

:cry:




LOL :silly:

[Longgrain]

4. Sorry to deceive you my dear...

But I just couldn't live with myself...I thought I'd spill my guts and let everyone know who I really am...:cry:

It's true! I'm a fraud!

There was never any Longgrain. It was all just an act...I'm really only a zero poster with no profile named Long Grain.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. *snort* You're silly.

:P

[Longgrain]

6. I just sent Long Grain an angry E-mail

for stealing my username...}(

Though I doubt he'll ever get it, since I know for a fact that his E-mail address has been deactivated...

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. LOL! You've lost it dude..

sending angry emails to yourself... HAHAHAHAHA

[Longgrain]

10. I now have to send him a pm

asking me why he didn't respond to my E-mail! :grr:

I know he lurks on these boards...or maybe he's just not man enough to come out and post!

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Would you like me to nuke him?

...just let me know.

[Longgrain]

15. No I'd like to see him stick around...

Plus it's nice to know no one can steal the name Long Grain...it's kind of like having a copyright on the name...:)

[SOteric]

8. Next you'll be telling us you're Wild Herb Pilaf.

[Longgrain]

9. Risotto actually...

Changed it to Rice when my family immigrated to America...

[DS1]

11. I can't believe there's no photographic proof

[Longgrain]

12. LOL

Go start another "post a picture of yourself" thread and maybe Long Grain will finally show his face...:P

[Longgrain]

13. I just wanted everyone to know...

Things have been smoothed over between me and Long Grain. I've even added him to my buddies list.

Come on out Long Grain and say hi...:hi:

[BikeWriter]

16. Well, aren't you special?

Just like everyone else. :)

[Longgrain]

17. Thanks, we're all special here at DU...

And Long Grain knows that too...

Not bad for a kid with 0 posts...:D

[BikeWriter]

18. ROFLOL! :-) n/t

[Longgrain]

19. It's always cool to meet new people

Who share your interests...

It turns out, Long Grain and I have much in commmon...:)