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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:40 AM
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So how is the gravity doing at your house
Seems my rascally cat Abbott had some concerns about the gravity at my place. Almost busted my damn cell phone in the process.

So how is the gravity at your place?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:44 AM
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1. I like my gravity with mashed potatoes.
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:47 AM
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2. Quite Strong This Morning
It's keeping my butt firmly planted on the chair, and it's trying to enforce conservation of energy by getting me horizontal on the couch!
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:53 AM
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3. Our cat is checking
About every hour.
It is still working.
Some days we have gravity anomalies show up where stuff falls off tables with out any help.
Then there is the great gravity sink in the bathroom (toilet) where anything dropped in that room ends up in the toilet.
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Mr.Green93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:56 AM
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4. Comes in waves
causing odd fallings.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:56 AM
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5. Only A Theory...
...perpetuated by the liberal media, who concoct crazy stories to explain why things fall down.

It's cuz Satan sucks.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:03 AM
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6. It's well grounded
:bounce:
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:06 AM
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7. It's very serious here
It seems to be really stronger the closer I get to my bed.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:37 AM
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8. It seems exceptionally strong this morning.
I can't get motivated to do anything.
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American Tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:51 PM
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9. Gravity?
Is that the librul commie idea that people come from monkeys? Or is that the big bang?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:14 PM
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10. since my head feels as if it is working on Jupiter level gravity, I
I would say it is definitely working. I have been fighting a sinus/allergy thing and currently the left side of my head feels about 2 times heavier than the right. Hope the sinus med kicks in soon, or I am going to have a severe crick in my neck.

Cats are not trying to defy gravity today, either.

Black hole otherwise known as my desk is busy sucking things in.

Gravity wise, I guess it is a good day.
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