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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:56 PM
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What is the most ancient primitive come-on line you've ever used?
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:57 PM
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1. hmmm
>BONK< *drag* lol
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:57 PM
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2. What's your sign?
And you know, it worked!
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:58 PM
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3. In the college bar, I spotted a female friend with a cello
I said "you have a cello; I have the horn. Let's make beautiful music."

That was almost 10 years ago, and I am now enagaged to be married (to a different person)
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 10:59 PM
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4. hello.. do you have a husband or a jealous boyfriend ??
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:00 PM
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5. The most ancient primitive come-on line ?
I guess it was in a past life...I said GROANOAAARRR!!! Back then it worked all the time.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:01 PM
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6. guy dances with my friend and says,"you look like my 3rd wife" she asked
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:02 PM by sam sarrha
how many times he was married.. he said "Twice".
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Been Fishing Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:08 PM
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7. To a large chested young lady...
Got milk?
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