I'm Ali Abba, your personal genie. I grant you one WISH...

[Murphys_Unlawful]

But be careful, if I don't like your wish... POOF! You'll become someone else!

[kick-ass-bob]

1. I wish genies would just stay in their bottles.

:D

[Murphys_Unlawful]

3. POOF...

You are a personal care worker and everyone in your unit has the runs!

[peekaloo]

2. Do I have to rub "something" first?

}(

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. That might help!

[XNASA]

4. I wish that hedges would quit living in my shed.......

And that he'd take that damn kangaroo away with him.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

8. Why not... wish granted!

[XNASA]

12. Thank you. You don't know how much this will help out around here.

(He insisted on going to the bathroom behind the big maple tree. And I'm not talkin' about the kangaroo.)

[flvegan]

6. Careful...the name alone might get you..."detained" by Homeland Sec.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

I'm a genie that likes Abba... is that wrong?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

9. I'm a genie that likes Abba... is that wrong?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

10. I'm a genie that likes Abba... is that wrong?

[meegbear]

7. I wish for as many wishes as I could wish for

NAUUUGH!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

11. Too late.... Poof!

Your job is to give definitions to the new words that Dubya makes up!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. I wish to free you from the burden of granting other people's wishes. (nt)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

15. I enjoy it. POOF!

You are now Yellow Manurebag!

[JimmyJazz]

14. whirled peas?

:shrug:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

16. Anything for you!!! Wish granted!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

17. I guess everyone has what they want.

[Squeech]

21. No

It's reducing everything to one wish that's hard.

I wish for a country that will actually live up to the ideals in its empowering documents.

I wish for a future where opportunities and resources will increase.

I wish for a popular music that will excite and engage me as a listener.

I wish for long steamy nights of passion with, uh, let's just say several different people, many of whom are DUers.

How to boil all that down?

I guess I wish it was 1967 again, except that I was already too old to be drafted (in reality I was too young) and knew somewhat more of what I know now. Can you swing that?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

52. i'll start working on a plan....

Lemme get back to you!

[buddhamama]

18. May I please have a

"coin operated boy"?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

20. Wish granted...

I take whatever coin you have!

[buddhamama]

33. oh Thank You, Most Gracious One

I have two quarters and a nickle, when can you start?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

36. As soon as I figure out where you...

live. I'm a genie, not a mind reader.

[jdonaldball]

19. I wish Kim Jong Il hosted a show on Fox News

[Murphys_Unlawful]

23. Sorry.... POOF!

You will now star in a new drama series on the WB called I'm only 17, but I'm easy!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. I wish my driveway and sidewalk would shovel themselves.

Can you help, oh wise genie? PULEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

25. How about the weather warms up above freezing?

Would that be ok? Because neither your sidewalk or driveway has arms to shovel themselves.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

27. You rock! I will TAKE it!!

Thanks, oh magical, wise genie!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

29. Lemme see what I can do the next couple of days...

I heard good things about you! So wish granted!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

30. Oh... thanks!! You're in Chicago... you prolly got hit harder than me!

I lived in Schaumburg for 15 years. You in the city?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

31. I'll live...

yes, in the city. Why'd you leave?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

32. Long story... but, readers digest version...

so I could get divorced and not be killed/stalked/kidnapped by my ex. I miss it terribly. I still get down there a lot. My sis lives in Boy's Town and all my friends are there :(. I love Chicago. I could like LIVE at Kingston Mines.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

34. Ahhhh...

Sorry to hear. Everything ok now? I've been to Kingston Mines a couple of times. Great music.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

35. Yes, thanks...

It's been 4 years now. Well... next time I come down to party like a rock star, you come meet me and I will buy you a drink!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

37. Absolutely not....

I'll buy the drinks!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

38. Um... ok...

:)

[Murphys_Unlawful]

39. Maybe you could help...

me with something. First of all, JimmyJazz told me that you were her friend and that you were A #1 in her book. So I have a question for you. When I'm in the lounge, I can't expand all threads. Only one at a time. Any answers?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

40. Hmm... the "Expand Threads" at top left should do it for you...

If that doesnt work, I dunno :shrug:

JJ is the shiznit!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

41. I left a message on....

the bug board. They said it was due to high traffic. So tell me, why is it JJ thinks so highly of you? What should I know?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

45. Uh... I dunno... she's good peeps.

And what do you WANT to know?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

47. Anything...

you are willing to share. :evilgrin: :silly: :spank: :shrug: Anything.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

51. Hey, did you post in my picture thread on New Years Day?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

53. No... don't have any pics...

But I left a Smilie of how I felt, I think.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

54. I'd search for it to see... but we're on terra alert.

:shrug:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

56. Yeah, this blows.

So what are you willing to let me know?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

58. I have to be careful... my mom is a DUer.

I am 32, an IT Business Analyst, snowed in... I am enjoying some Chicken Cordon Bleu right now. What else you wanna know? And what will you share in return?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

60. Well, if you want...

you can send me a private message. I wouldn't want to get you in trouble Mama_Lou_Who. Well, I'm eating leftover America's Brewpub Sammich. 30 something. And I will share within reason.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

63. Where'd ya go?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

64. Shower. And getting ready to leave. I need new tires.

See? Now you learned something ELSE about me...

[Murphys_Unlawful]

65. When will you be back?

I want to learn more!!! Much more! :hug:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

24. I wish to pass the Texas bar exam in July

Can you make it happen for me?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

26. Ok... wish granted.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

28. Thank you!!

Now if I could just find a job...

[the Princess]

42. I wish...........................I wish.........................I wish

To be on a South Seas Island with CO Liberal and my best buddy Paul - just because.:evilgrin:

I'll rub whatever you want if you will grant me this one wish!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

43. I don't know if I can do the....

CO Liberal thing but Pauly Shore, No problem. Wish granted!

[the Princess]

44. You're new here

CO Liberal is my husband!! LOL

[Murphys_Unlawful]

46. Wait, Wait, Wait...

You have to ask a Genie if you can go with your husband? Huh?

[the Princess]

49. Husband and best guy friend!

ON a South Seas Island *wink wink*

[Murphys_Unlawful]

55. Ok ok ok...

You are tugging on my soft side... Wish Granted!

[the Princess]

57. Oh thank you thank you thank you

Anythng you want rubbed???? LOL

[Murphys_Unlawful]

59. Anywhere on my body....

I'm cold!

[the Princess]

61. You got it Oh Genie

But it's gotta be quick I'm off to a South Seas Island for some fun in the sun!!!!!!!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

62. Not until I'm warm!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

66. Still not warm....

Faster.

[bleedingheart]

48. good health for my family...

cuz without it...nothing else matters.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

50. Ahhh yes... wish granted.