Important question regarding war...
DrWeird
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:29 PM
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Important question regarding war...
If there were an epic battle between General Tsao and Colonel Sanders, who would win? There armies, of course, being composed entirely of poultry.
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:31 PM
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He's probably read Sun Tzu, and the "Art of War". :P
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Sun Sep-28-03 06:35 PM
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He would give General Tsao high blood pressure and heart disease with his fried chicken.
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:02 PM
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3. Colonel Sanders hated Jews
One of my former teachers met him and asked if he could introduce him to his students. Sanders response: "Are any of them kikes?"
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:10 PM
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I've heard from a reliable source that General Tsao really despised Guatemalans.
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5. General Tsao, hands down....
Colonel Sanders can stick his 11 herbs and spices where the sun doesn't shine. Sauce! We want spicy sauce!
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Sun Sep-28-03 08:18 PM
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You don't really think that's CHICKEN, do you?
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Sun Sep-28-03 08:31 PM
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7. Colonel Sanders is a CHICKEN, period!
Tsao rules! He's no chicken, he just coats it with his sauce! :9
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