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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 03:21 PM
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Hey trekkies! Wanna have a good time?
No, I don't know of any brothels where they do it for 2 bars of gold latinum or 50 quatloos or 670 credits or even for free because humanity surprisingly evolved away from currency.

I mean this.

:evilgrin:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 03:23 PM
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1. I kinda like the Outrageous Okona!
They'd have done better to nominate, from TNG, that shitty second season ender (can't remember the name).

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 03:29 PM
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4. Remember this pic?


Obviously, the guy has so little of a life that he remembered she was the guest star on Seinfeld where Jerry wanted to know if her berzingees were real or not. :crazy:
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 03:27 PM
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2. haha
good reviews!
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 03:28 PM
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3. I'm a huge Trekkie, but...
Edited on Sun Jan-02-05 03:35 PM by Placebo
that is HILLARIOUS :D

What the HELL is with this???

Dr. Beverly Crusher is a Starfleet medical officer adrift on a starship, a healer who can cure everything but her damaged heart. Her soul is as empty as the darkness of space. When her grandmother dies, she visits the colony where, just like Beverly, her beloved Nana was a healer. The writings in Nana's journal are bittersweet with regrets and protected secrets. Memories linger there as well, memories of a seductive stranger known only as Ronin.

Soon, Beverly's dreams are haunted by Ronin, a seductive spirit who is sensual and primal and sensually primal-licious. With a dreamlike power, he enters her life with dreamlike, hypnotic passion that burns like a dying star, yet with dreamlike kisses that refresh like the polar ice caps of a Class M planet. Their explosive chemistry threatens to overwhelm Beverly, and she has to make a choice: Starfleet or unbelievable, non-stop sex?

:crazy: HA! Sounds like Bill O'Reilly had a part in writing it.
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 04:00 PM
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5. lol
star trek erotica...wow, nerds have some imagination! O8)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 04:26 PM
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6. They better stick to warp drives...
phasers, and photon torpedos, is all I'm sayin'! :D
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 05:04 PM
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8. and are the borg into bondage? n/t
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-02-05 04:48 PM
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7. this guy is cracking me up!
thanks!!
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