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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:04 PM Original message |
You know you're getting old when___________ |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
1. Well, I know I'm old because the soles of my feet are still burned |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. you can't finish your own threads; someone else has to finish them for you |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
3. You have a kid who's taller than you. |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Oh yeah.... |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:09 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Oh man! |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:22 PM Response to Reply #5 |
18. I'm 5'4" and my teenage daughter is 5'9". |
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SW FL Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
29. I'm almost there |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
4. Your... |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:23 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. I'm sorry, what did you say? |
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SW FL Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:46 PM Response to Reply #4 |
31. Amen |
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Mist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
34. Yeah, I hate that! |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 12:08 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. I used to blame the lights |
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Lugnut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:09 PM Original message |
You know you're getting old |
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StopTheMorans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
10. when you reply twice to a thread |
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Lugnut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:13 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. That too. |
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Lugnut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:09 PM Response to Original message |
6. You know you're getting old |
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HuskiesHowls (582 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
8. Cops and doctors are younger than you are |
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Der Blaue Engel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 05:27 AM Response to Reply #8 |
43. The mayor of San Francisco is younger than you are |
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Catherine Vincent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
9. ...you make those grunting noises when you arise from sitting down. |
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mykpart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
11. When the new genius hired at work |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
12. When the oldies station is playing songs you grew up with. |
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Lugnut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:14 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Oh hell! |
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Been Fishing (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
15. As I was saying yesterday to |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:21 PM Response to Original message |
16. When you see a movie starring "child actors" |
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TexasLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
17. When the 'cute guys" |
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cags (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
20. Your kids can borrow your clothes |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:25 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. But you know you're REALLY old when they don't want to. |
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RoadRunner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
22. You don't have to actually ask for the senior citizens discount. |
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Spacemom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
23. Your son tells you |
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EST (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
24. When you have dry dreams, |
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tyedyeto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
25. you're only 52+ and you're not asked |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
26. Do you recognize people in the obits? Frequently? |
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Acryliccalico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
27. You know you're getting old when |
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Acryliccalico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
28. You know you're getting old when |
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Acryliccalico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:45 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. sometimes you post the |
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Gothic Sponge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Hehe! |
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SW FL Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:48 PM Response to Original message |
32. When your kid starts driving |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-29-04 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
35. ...Your Oldest Child is Turning 30 in Six Months |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
36. When all the "grown-ups" in commercials |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
38. Bra size goes from 36C to 36 Long |
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ariesgem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 05:00 AM Response to Original message |
39. When your old enough |
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Norbert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 05:04 AM Response to Original message |
40. the worlds oldest teenager, Dick Clark, is having serious health issues. |
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non sociopath skin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 05:25 AM Response to Original message |
41. The lady who fronts the Senior Citizens' Action Group .... |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 05:26 AM Response to Original message |
42. When the cold weather makes your joints hurt. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-30-04 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
44. you have more money than you used to |
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