Who's cooking John Popper for New Year's dinner?

[Beware the Beast Man]

There's plenty to go around...

[nickgutierrez]

1. LOL

:evilgrin:

Locking in 5...4...3...2...1...

[Droopy]

2. Actually he lost a lot of weight

He weighs like 180 lbs. now due to having his stomache stapled. So there's not as much of him to go around as their used to be.

[Sporadicus]

3. I'm Serving Him

as soon as we finish Meat Loaf.

[Lavender Brown]

5. lol

[mitchum]

4. At least an apple in his mouth will prevent him from playing that...

annoying whistle he calls a harp. I keep waiting for Little Walter to rise up from the grave and kick the shit out of him.

[silverlib]

6. Lyrics from one of his songs

Support your local emperor
Pay him tribute every time
Let it be known he holds your fate
From his fingertips shall flow the wine
Tell him when he speaks the air is sweet
Wherever he walks, rosebuds be laid
So that he may always feel secure
In the vast empire that he's made

But could you tell me what he's ever done for you?...


...Someday he may find his throne is cold
Someday he may chance to wonder why...

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Now, now people, be kind

especially in light of the fact that I taught him in high school. Yep, sure did, in Stamford, CT in the 80's.