Freakin ex girlfriend must go

[HEyHEY]

Every day now she is at my part of the train platform. There are plenty of cars for everyone...she's at mine,I have to stand ten feet away from her awaiting the train...what's the Craic? Before she used to get on at another station, I think she is purposely being dropped off at this one to annoy me. There's women out there who were at the meeting when this was discussed....admit it, that's what is going on..it's my turn or something right?

[Nevernose]

1. What's a "Craic?"

n/t

[HEyHEY]

2. what's the joke...what's up...it's an Irish Expression

pronounced "Crack"

[Pale_Rider]

3. Fun ...

..., usually associated with music and drink. An Irish expression.

[Maple]

4. Sounds to me

like a male ego problem.

Say 'hello'....act like a normal human adult.

[HEyHEY]

6. not this one

CRAZY CRAZY woman...was a BAAAAD BAAAD relationship/breakup. ANd I have no ego or self confidence so there!

[Nevernose]

8. I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

I've dated three or four different incarnations of her!

My advice? Screw the train, take the bus. And remember the magic phrase -- "restraining order." Tell her you've got one, whether or not you actually have one, and that she has to stay at least 300 yards from you at all times.

In short: run away, then lie your ass off. If it was as bad as you say, that's probably how you got out of the relationship to begin with, right? :)

[MrScorpio]

5. Sounds like she wants to git bizzy again

I was never above giving an ex-flame something to remember my by from time to time.

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Ignore her.

Reacting in any way will only encourage her behavior.

[JVS]

9. Bad cess to her!

why don't you just yell at her to go away. That seems like the mature and adult thing to do.

[HEyHEY]

10. why didn't I think of that!

The simple solution often eludes us

[Skittles]

11. PM ME HER NAME, ADDRESS AND DESCRIPTION

I'LL KICK HER ASS GOOD.

[HEyHEY]

12. SHe ain't hard to spot

Whenever I have a look of disgust on my face...she's near!

[Braden]

13. I've had this problem before

the break-up "didn't take". You must now find a new train stop. This person is still convinced that she is a part or your life. You are no longer interested. Saying it all over again will be more awkward and bad, she needs to digest it all.

Take the bus, or move to another stop down the line, or if possible take another line. Otherwise it will get worse and worse.

[Dogmudgeon]

14. I'm dealing with someone like that now

She's still into me. I kind of like her, too, but she's way bad news. I occasionally run into her.

Just be civil; don't assume she'll go psycho on you. That's really all you need.

The ones who go verifiably psycho are really rare. Men are much more prone to acting out their sexual misery than women. You probably have less trouble than you think.

--bkl

[Susang]

15. Try wearing a disguise

You know, a fake mustache, funny glasses, don't forget the hat. That oughta work! :crazy:

[sandnsea]

16. Change transportation

She's not through with you. If it's at all possible, don't go to that station anymore. It doesn't matter whether she's stalking or just hoping she'll catch you on a 'weak' day and weasel back in, what you need to do is the same. If you can't change transportation, don't speak to her at all, it'll only encourage her. In fact, strike up conversations with other women. My favorite male line was always 'That guy's bothering me, can you pretend we're friends?' Sounds like a winner in this situation!

Good luck!

[HEyHEY]

18. No she haaaatttesss me

I think it is all about pissing me off..

[Wolfman 11]

17. she is obviously The One

propose immediately.

[Scimmio]

19. at last, someone speaking Truth

He is going insane. He seethes and his blood pressure shoots up each morning on the platform. His day is filled with rants about the incredible agony his life has been since meeting this person. Nothing in the world will make her go away. ...wonder how long 'til he breaks down, kneels in the middle of the train, and begs her to marry him?

[HEyHEY]

20. It'll be hard to kneel

With all the monkeys flyin gout of my ass! ;-)

[Scimmio]

21. forget it, you're gone...

just be sure to announce the date here in The Lounge...and remember, life is always about making the wrongest of choices...

[Dogmudgeon]

22. You're referring to Arnold and Arianna, right?

--bkl
Cupid works in mysterious ways.

[Scimmio]

23. nah...

Arnold would try the come-on, offering a swinging gang-bang with some of his fellow muscle men. Arianna would explain she'd had her fill of homo-erotic love fests.
Besides, they both need a good old-fashioned American-born partner for a better story line, a more presentable foil. Green Acres wouldn't have been as funny if it were Liza and Miklos.