Rethug Christmas Carols - worth a laugh

[juslikagrzly]

I originally posted this in GD, but thought the Lounge might enjoy!

Good for a rueful laugh. Searched and didn't find them anywhere on DU.
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Republican Christmas Carols :)

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REPUBLICAN CHRISTMAS CAROLS
By Richard Nathan

A Mandate Clear   (sung to the tune of "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear")

We claim it was a mandate clear
When we got fifty-one percent
And voters on election day
Kept our Bush President.

Piss on the Earth!
Pollute the air!
And shovel crap out to the sea!
That's clearly what the people want
Since they voted G.O.P.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. How about the timeless "Teflon Shells" (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Teflon shells
Teflon shells
Don't take them away

I hunt deer
so it is clear
our 2nd ammendment says they can stay
Hey!

Dashing to the store
for a box of hollow points
through the vests they go
shredding all the way

Ha ha ha!

AK in my shed
Tech 9 in my car
Filed off semi-auto pin
just try to take it away

Teflon shells
Teflon shells
Don't take them away

I hunt duck
so hey, tough luck
our 2nd ammendment says they can stay
Hey!

...repeat as nauseaum

[juslikagrzly]

2. Haven't seen that one-pretty good eom