Being John Malkovich - Who's portal would you want to spend 15 min. in???

[LynneSin]

The premise of the movie "Being John Malkovich" was that they found a portal into the mind of John Malkovich. For 15 minutes you'd actually 'Be John Malkovich' and control his mind and body and you'd see what he sees. Then you'd be tossed out onto the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.

So who's portal would you want to crawl into and be that person for 15 minutes. For 15 minutes you would control his/her actions and see what he/she sees.

We'll provide ground transportation from the dropoff point along side the NJ Turnpike.

[DrGonzoLives]

1. George Bush

Right before a press conference, so I can have admit all of his lies and refuse his party's nomination in 2004.

[TXlib]

3. D'oh! You beat me to it!

:grr:

[tridim]

7. Ooh yes!

Remember in the movie when John Cusack first began to control Malkovich and he mumbles a garbled, "He said what I said". I'd like to get my Bush control to that point and just go off during a live speech to the point where people think he's Satan speaking in tounges. :)

Of course Faux would still report it was the best speech ever. He's so Folksy!

[newyawker99]

19. Congrats tridim!! 900 posts

:toast:

[TXlib]

2. Get into *'s head when he's live on TV

get him to say he lied about the war, fixed the election, and gets hummers from his male intern, and what are you bee-yotches gonna do about it?

*evil chuckle*

No, I'd have to think about it, in order to come up with something not so over-the-top, so it would be truly damning.

[underpants]

4. Selma Hayek or Renee Zellwigger?

tough choice.

[meegbear]

5. Head, NOT ...

oh never mind.

[Tyler Durden]

6. After the "Rolling Stones" cover...

Britney Spears.

It would be the sexual equivalent of driving a Lamborghini Countach.

VVVVRRRRROOOMMMM!!!!

[On the Road]

8. Maybe Michael Douglas or Eric Benet

but the 15 minutes would have to be chosen very carefully (if you know what I mean -- wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

[rabid_nerd]

9. AL GORE

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[Cha]

10. I like to go to the Dean Camaign "Head"quarters!

[DCDemo]

11. Angelina Jolie

For all the obvious reasons...although being her main squeeze might be more fun...

[JohnKleeb]

23. good choice but me I am gonna head for Petra Nemcova

If you dont know who she is, she was the girl on the cover of the recent swimsuit issue by SI.

[MissMillie]

12. I've always wanted to be somebody....

I guess I should have been more specific.

[KCDem]

13. Jennifer Anniston's

I could really go for 15 minutes-o-Brad. :loveya: :spank:

[TXlib]

14. Hey! Knock it off!

Or I'm gonna get in your portal!

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[KCDem]

16. why, so you can do yourself?

but you do that every day as it is! :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

18. That's it! I'm taking off my belt!

You're not gonna be able to sit for a week!

[supernova]

17. Hey you two

get a room! :D

[supernova]

15. If you understand my sig

You know whose portal I really want to get into! Love that movie, Btw. JM and my fav are scheduled to do a movie together. Can't wait!

[Robb]

20. Cheney

I just want to know, you know? Once and for all. "Am I evil, or do I really think what I'm up to is in the nation's interest?"

[LynneSin]

21. you could find out if where he's hiding

and if Hussein and bin Laden are with him!

[populistmom]

22. Susan Sarandon

Same reason as KCDem wants to be in a Jennifer Anniston portal, only switch Brad Pitt for Tim Robbins. :9