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Dear God,
Your followers are mostly a bunch of assholes. They love war and killing of all sorts, and they usually hate everyone different than they are which leads to even more killing. This new American inquisition and crusade is no better than the Spanish one. So if you decide to write another book to clarify things, please don't use a ghost writer this time. Also, please deliver the book to me so I can promptly destroy it and save the world from a whole lot more suffering. I promise to read it first.
If your purpose in giving me this life was to show me how evil and hypocritical religious people can be, I've had 39 yrs of experience and that is plenty. I get your point: be good for goodness' sake. Hooray for Santa.
ps- My guess is you love us atheists the best because we aren't always nagging you for favors and we can think for ourselves. If I'm right, please give me a sign, like maybe flooding Pat Robertson's diamond mine.
pps- If I seem ungrateful its because I didn't ask to be here.
/sarcastic rant
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