You know what really burns my ass?

[MrScorpio]

A flame about THIS high.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. You...

:P

[MrScorpio]

3. Yeah, that would be me

I think the word is "incorrigible"

[bicentennial_baby]

4. That's one...

I can think of many others to describe you as well... :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

7. You know, I bet you could

I have a few for you as well

We'll have to sort these out some time in the future

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Yes, we will

We definitely will ;-)

[Droopy]

2. That's one of my uncle's favorite things to say

For some reason it never gets old to him. Either that or he's got a short memory and doesn't remember that he said the exact same thing the last time you saw him.

[MrScorpio]

5. It's a great saying - Now a few of my favorites

Them: "Let me give you a piece of my mind."
Me: "That's what I love about you; no matter how little you have, you're always willing to give."

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The key to a woman's heart is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can get away with anything.

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Just because you're a pornstar with a Ph.D, it doesn't make you a fucking genius.

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I wouldn't be a paranoid-schizophrenic if my multiple personalities weren't out to get me.

[charlyvi]

6. Then take two assburns and go to bed.

Sorry. Just had to.

[the Princess]

9. Not only good looking

But funny too. A complete package - That's Mr. Scorpio! :)

[meow2u3]

10. You know what burns MY ass?

Lighting a match to my farts :evilgrin:

[nickgutierrez]

11. Don't hold the match so close next time. n/t