Who ELSE here is STINKY??

[underpants]

Weel I guess I should have taken a pre-emptive shower before the hurricane hit but I didn't. I'm "roughing it", no shower since Wednesday. My wife tells me I stink even though I have been doing the Huggies baby wipe thing daily and "knocking 'em dead with Tussy Red" so to speak. They are still saying not to drink the tapwater without boiling it first so I am abstaining from batheing.

My wife is giving me the "Phew" look when ever I pass here (she's reading Franken's book).

Okay who else?

[luckyluke]

1. Stink is good

"I shit and I stink; I'm real; join the crowd." - Eddie Vedder

[StaggerLee]

2. What's the wifes status in that regard?

Does SHE not stink?

I was stinky but I hit the shower about an hour ago. Give me a few hours.

[oneighty]

3. Well!

I noticed my belly button had a peculiar odor. I got to thinking that maybe my grampa was right about growing potatoes there.

I looked, with the use of my wife's doing her hair mirror. Nope no potatoes. A quick bath in the wonderful and plentiful water
from Lake Erie corrected my problem. Then I got to wondering about the indelicate subject concerning Ms. Underpants and her
lack of offending essence of womanhood, which in turn reminds me of our mutual friend Ms. JitterbugPerfume. Seems her friend "Pan" suffered greatly, stinking kinda like you admit to Mr. Underpants, a Billy Goat. Two of his friends developed a perfume to coverup Pan's goat-like-stink. It became (The Perfume) known as Jitterbug Perfume.

And that is where our friend JitterbugPerfume got her DU name.

So anyway get some of that perfume.

Oh my, I am bored!

Ed

[JitterbugPerfume]

5. Eddie-San

you stink like pig

Have some Jitterbug Perfume

It is in the blue bottle


Hi Ed !!!!

[KG]

4. i just got in from walking 4 mile home with a bike w/ a flat tire

after peddling 4 miles out, got a flat, had to walk home.

showie, here i come.

[scarlet_owl]

6. The top of my head alway smells for some reason

Ever since I was a baby. My husband has noticed it, too. I'm kind of stinky right now because I haven't had a bath yet.