"If i was President"

[Neoma]

http://www.christiansfordean.info/Wyclef.html
(listen^)


If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president

An old man told me, instead of spending billions on the war,
we can use some of that money, in the ghetto.
I know some so poor, they use the spring as the shower,
when screaming "fight the power".
That's when the vulture devoured


If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president

But the radio won't play this.
They call this rebel music.
How can you refuse it, children of moses?


If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If i was president

Tell the children the truth, the truth.
Christopher Columbus didn't discover America.
Tell them the truth.
The truth
YEAH! Tell them about Marcus Garvey.
The truth YEAH! The truth.
Tell them about Martin Luther King.
Tell them the truth.
The Truth.
Tell them about JFK

If I was President

If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president

[Neoma]

1. kick

[Mr. Blonde]

2. Or the slightly more redneck President's Song by Cross Canadian Ragweed.

Oh if I were president, I'd make you understand
No more questions no more lies,
I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes
If I were president.
Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one,
Youre going to talk to when your day begins.
I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray, Thank the man for dying for you sins.

Chorus:
If I were president, I would make you understand
Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president

We're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC,
I'm gonna make this country big and strong.
No more paying of your taxes
The capital is Pampa, Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.

Chorus:
If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft.
Nobody's gonna laugh when Jerry Jeff is my chief of staff,
If I were president.

Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts,
Youre digging yourself deeper in a rut.
I got a way to end your problems soon.
We'll bring home every one of our boys
And pull out our biggest badest toy
And blow you crazy bastards to the moon.

Chorus:
If I were president, nobody's going to push us around.
If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground.
If I were president.

Well, I got one for you Sadaam Hussein
Well resurrect General John Wayne,
Put together a very simple plan.
Well put down our nukes put down our guns
And you and the duke will be one on one
And he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.

Chorus:
If I were president,
If I were president.
If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison.

So cast your vote and make it me
and if I win the beer is free.

(I admit it I like the song despite obvious ideological problems with it. AS they say at the beginning it doesn't belong on a studio album so it belongs in The Wormy Dog. Believe it or not The Wormy Dog isn't exactly a high class place. By the way Cross Canadian Ragweed kicks ass.)

[Neoma]

3. *clap clap*