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http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/editorial/1101300982152981.xml?oregonian?edc

W elcome back, friends, to "The Jaye Douglas Show."
You're in the No-Bull Zone, and I've got a real load of it for
you in the next hour of the program. Today we're gonna blow
the lid off more liberal lies, but first I want to call your
attention to a fantastic new Web site called
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