I'm a Virgin Again!

[Tsiyu]

Okay, I couldn't resist.

but honestly, some days I ....oh, never mind.

[shesemsmom]

1. It is truly a

MIRACLE

[Tsiyu]

6. Yes. Thanks you.

I have stolen Pat Robertson's Jeebus-channeling mojo and now I can cast out demons and handle snakes and drink poison, verily I sayeth unto youeth, shesemsmom

[Feathered Fish]

2. Took the oath, eh? n/t

[Tsiyu]

5. I'm VERY picky

so I never drink Gin.

It's used in all sorts of rituals in South America, and I'm too inept. I'll call up hordes of murderous Zombies or something....

[gonefishing]

3. bye, bye Miss American pie

I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride but something touched me deep inside, the day the music died...

[Tsiyu]

4. Exactimente

How in the HELL did things get so complicated?

[gonefishing]

7. GreatCaesarsGhost

[Tsiyu]

8. It was Caesar's fault?

Damnit.

[gonefishing]

9. Et tu, Brutus

Serously, this must stop now!

[Tsiyu]

11. Hell Hath No Fury like a Virgin scorned!

Or "A Virgin moved is like a fountain troubled...."

[gonefishing]

15. OK you win

That will be the day!

[Tsiyu]

18. When you say goodbye, oh

That'll be the day, when you make me cry, oh

Ya say ya wanna leave, well,
Ya know itsa lie, no?

that'll be the day-ay-ay....when i die!

[Pepper32]

10. Me too! It's truly a miracle. Like the Virgin Mary appearing on toast.

Now if I can only convince my hubby, that I need to stay pure. If I don't the rethugs will burn an S on me. :scared:

[Tsiyu]

12. But if you are pure, I sayeth

you become a Puritan, and that iseth no fun.

Buy thou devoted spouse a Marital Aide Manual at Ye Olde Sex Shoppe.

Pepper32, do you think we bear the next Messiahs?


AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

:silly:

[Pepper32]

14. Shocked!

Two Messiahs? :o Shhh, do not let the rethugs hear you speaketh that way.

Now I must go order my chastity belt, as my hubby is not being understanding of my new found pureness. O8) ROFL

[Tsiyu]

16. Ah, a Pox on His Viagra!

Who will deliver first?

[Zomby Woof]

13. I'll be right over

That's not a condition you should tolerate much longer. :o

[Tsiyu]

17. But Zombie, thou wouldst only

break my Virginal heart...

[Mumble]

19. If you're Catholic

you meet the qualifications to join the priesthood. Father Buddyhollysghost was a good ring to it.