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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:19 PM
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Stupid brother-in-law true story
From my sister: My BIL is a teeth grinder at night. A couple nights ago he chewed a nice gash into the inside of his cheek. His solution to the problem? He rinsed his mouth out with... here it comes... BLEACH. Result: the entire inside of his mouth and his gums are now infected.

True story. You simply can not make shit like that up!

Any toppers?
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Lucky Luciano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:23 PM
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1. Sounds to me like your BIL must have voted for b*sh.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:25 PM
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2. He IS a Texas redneck
However, we actually managed to convince him to vote for Kerry.
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flying_monkeys Donating Member (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:28 PM
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3. Hmmmmm
I don't see how bleach would cause an infection. Are they sure the infection didn't come from something else?

Bleach is usually a germ killer... But using it as a mouthwash might very well cause tissue damage that later got infected, I guess....
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:37 PM
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4. but on the bright side
He must now have the whitest teeth in texas
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flying_monkeys Donating Member (519 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-26-04 11:42 PM
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5. LOLOL, yes, there is that :)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-27-04 12:20 AM
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6. I hope the health care professional turned him on to
salt water of Hydrogen Peroxide. Bleach is nasty. DEon't think I can top it right now...
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