Write your own movie trailer voice overs! It's easy!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

You don't even have to have a specific movie in mind! Or even one that exists! They're all pretty much the same anyway.

Watch:

They found each other, despite all odds. In a world filled with happy endings that never happen, in a world of uncertainty, they found what they had been looking for, and never knew it. Timeline Pictures presents.....


Another:

A journey of secrets. A journey of darkness. What one knew, the other only dreamed. Until the day.....it all.....fell apart.....Timeline Pictures presents....


See what I mean?

[kiki]

1. You always have to have

"THIS SEASON" or "THIS SUMMER" in there at some point.

Saying "IT WAS A TIME OF WAR" in a butch voice doesn't hurt either.

As an alternative to the butch "time of war" voice, you can also have the nauseatingly smug, feelgood, "a story about... growing up", Robbin Williams/Whoopi Goldberg movie voice. In these cases, it is invariably (smug pause) "...a Touchstone Picture".

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

2. Yes! You got it!

Now you try it!

[unblock]

3. coming. this. spring.

they laughed when stole an election.

they hailed him when the towers fell.

and they roared when he killed brown people.


they think they live in america.

but they really live in ....

----- DENIAL -------

brown shirt cinemas and reifenstahl productions brings you
a bewildering tale of overwhelming evidence utterly lost on
an inexplicably gullible people.

be oblivious.
be very oblivious.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Now that's a movie

I'd like to see. No, wait, I'm living it.

[kiki]

9. Best one ^ n/t

[gmoney]

4. You forgot the oldest cliches

IN A WORLD where the rules no longer apply,
IN A TIME of world conflict unlike none other
ONE MAN holds the key to saving tomorrow or destroying it
ONE WOMAN will prove that her faith will be rewarded.

(Oh, and you also have to use that creepy choral music they use for EVERYTHING)

[CBHagman]

6. You're thinking of "O Fortuna" from Orff's Carmina Burana.

Perhaps the biggest cliche of all, at this point!

[CBHagman]

5. Don't forget the "one man" shtick.

You know, it's always "one man" who (choose one or more) suspects the truth, takes on the system, etc. It's never a squadron of mimes or something. It's ONE MAN.

And there's the "in a time of" or "in a world gone mad" bit.

Oh, and somebody has to "risk everything," or at least his life.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Y'all are too good.

I know the voice overs are cheesy but somehow they work on me subliminally.

[kiki]

10. THIS

SUMMER

YOU

WILL

BE

BLOWN

AWAY

AND

WORDS

ON

A

BLACK

BACKGROUND

IN

3D
WILL
FLY
AT
YOU
WITH
INCREASING
SPEED