What do you do for a living?

[sasquatch]

;)<wink wink>;)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1. I like squab....

Guess where I voted!


LOL. Good Poll!

[Sperk]

2. I help kids to learn math....

thank you Bill Clinton...you gave me my job..Smirky will take it away.

[sasquatch]

5. Thanks

[LastDemInIdaho]

3. I make customers happy

They may not get what they want but they sure do get what they ask for.

[mhr]

4. Unemployed - No Category for Vote

eom

[sasquatch]

6. Vote "other" then

[newyawker99]

23. Congrats mhr!! 800 posts

:toast:

[short bus president]

7. Er...

I deal preschoolers to crackheads.

[sasquatch]

8. LOL!!

[KeepItReal]

9. Where is "I'm training to be a man-whore"?

This is my target market:

[sasquatch]

11. Just click other

[Nikia]

10. I falsify important documents for the inspectors to see

I don't really do that though, do I? I haven't been asked to do that yet. I am afraid that I might though as Satan extends his share of the company and influence on its policies.

[sasquatch]

12. Dude, you work for Haliburton?

[Nikia]

15. No

Just a food plant.

[sasquatch]

16. EWWW!!

I probably got Rat Shit in my food because of you. Oh well I eat penuts and they have rat droppings in them.

[Punkingal]

13. I am on unemployment....

but my hubby makes a very good living.

[sasquatch]

14. GOLD DIGGER!!!!

;) I'm just kidding.

[Punkingal]

18. I call him my sugar daddy.....

:evilgrin:

[sasquatch]

21. I bet you do

[AWD]

17. I work for Clear Channel

I'm sorry. I have no excuse.

[sasquatch]

20. Do you believe in hell?

If so do you think you'll like it there;)

[bookman]

19. I maintain the Fox Checklist

Once side of the ledge says "Fair" the other "Balanced". This way the network doesn't overdo one over the other. To be Fair we keep the checklist balanced.

Or do we keep things balanced to be fair?

Now I'm confused.

[sasquatch]

22. Just Drink a lot

That's what I'd do in your situation.

[blondeatlast]

24. I'm as subversive as it gets while remaining a professional:

I work in a public library!

Please, please, don't applaud . . .

[DemOverseas]

25. Sell

nightcrawlers. Jack them over at the golf course after a good rain.

[7th_Sephiroth]

26. I am

The wandering swordsman, Ichiro, i travel the country insearch for dragos to defeat to one day become the dragon king. Hail to the king, Baby.

[sasquatch]

28. Have you been eating those magical mushrooms again?

:hippie:

[soup]

27. Make it STOP! Please, make it go away.

Glen Campbell?! what the heck is this? why, oh why?

What do you do for a living?

I am a

lineman for the county
And I drive the main road
Searching in the sun
For another overload

arghhhh. I am not believing this. it will not quit. somebody just shoot me.

why couldn't it be Simon and Garfunkle?

I am a

rock.
I am an island.

but, Nooooo. hearing glen freakin campbell here.

[Wickerman]

29. I'm a good liberul

I work for social services to make certain that godless communism is spread freely to the overpowering masses that collect welfare and generally leach of the talent and back breaking work of all the god fearing fundie right wingers - you know, slumlords, CEOs anddrug company reps...

[indigo32]

30. I work in one of those bastions of Communism

the University. No not really but it fits the spirit of the poll LOL.

[underpants]

31. Crackwhore's apprentice

Err.........well...........not

[HEyHEY]

32. I wreck the purity of the theatre

By filling the programmes up with advertisements

[Buns_of_Fire]

33. I am the Queen of England,

I like to sing and dance
And if you don't believe me,
I'll punch you in the pants...

(In other words, I write. In other other words, I'm unemployed.)

[peacefreak]

34. I'm a porn purveyor

well, we DO sell skin mags at the store where I work. I stand by the first ammendment & all that!

[Padraig18]

35. I sell newspapers...

... cigarettes, gum, candy, magazines and *GASP!* smut mags every morning from 3-9. I can hear mr. Asscraft's black helicopters coming for me now... EEK! :p

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

36. I'm a student in highschool.

:D

[lfairban]

37. I am retired, I used to work for the State EPA.

As I recall, whenever there was an enforcement action that really needed to be pressed, the best thing was to turn it over to the Federal EPA.

If you think the Feds are bad, you should see the State organizations.

[Sick of Bullshit]

38. I sell snake oil for a major drug company

They're talking about letting me have my own wagon next year.

[sexybomber]

39. unemployed musician currently masquerading as a college student

I swear to God, I'm => <= this close to making it big!

[Lizz612]

40. All of the above!!

I'm a college student, "Burning Churches" is my first class monday mornings followed my Crack Dealing 101 "How to find a good corner" then I go to the "Burning" lab, where we experiment with accelerants. "Supporting Terrorists" is a club, meetings thursday night 8-9. And, oooh, I'll be an intern at the EPA this summer! I just got the letter, so I guess I wont have to shoot birds this summer, the pay was crappy. We're planning on smuggling at least 4 Mexicans across the border after Spring Break.