I ruined my turkey's Thanksgiving! - Democratic Underground

NYC Liberal

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:31 PM
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I ruined my turkey's Thanksgiving!

I was so stressed out, I just went completely berserk, grabbed the knife, and started slicing him! He's all in pieces now. I don't know what to do....we aren't talking.

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demnan

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:32 PM
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1. Well -

Eat him!

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teach1st

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:33 PM
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2. No wonder you're not talking...

..you knocked the stuffing out of him. Have you tried re-basting? Sometimes that helps with petulant turkeys.

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chiburb

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:34 PM
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3. Here's what you do:

Leave NYC immediately, drive to Woodstock, and when you get there roll down the windows and channel Country Joe at the top of your lungs. It won't help the turkey, but you MIGHT embarrass any kids in the car with you. Isn't THAT good for something?

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NYC Liberal

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:36 PM
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5. Huh?

Parents being role models? What's THAT crazy talk??

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NJ_Lib

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Thu Nov-25-04 11:26 PM
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8. I thought it was but I'm taking all kinds of heat...

now... Be careful though... yelling the word "FUCK" has great implications in our society... It may even get you dubbed "a bad role model"... Proceed at your own risk... ;)

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cavanaghjam

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:36 PM
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4. Plead insanity

and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. As proof of your nutness, you may want to run around saying, "He has no clothes, he has no clothes; can't you see? The emperor has no clothes!" Glad I could help. Let's see... at 400 dollars an hour that's...

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Blue in a Red State

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:40 PM
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6. Things got a little heated, huh?

I'm sure you can hash things out.

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DS1

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Thu Nov-25-04 09:49 PM
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7. We can rebuild him. Better, stronger, faster

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flaminbats

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Fri Nov-26-04 12:07 AM
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9. I'll eat it..

I'm hungry!!!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Nov-26-04 12:47 AM
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10. There's only one way to mak reparations...

Gobble.

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