Very Important News Release from Texas A&M....keep it kicked!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from
TexasA&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the
nipples from pushing through the fabric
when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention,
a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.


That is all.

[mr_hat]

1. F*ckin' Aggies, I swear...

[BamaLefty]

6. Hook Em Horns!

UT ALL THE WAY! :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Ahhh....MaidenForm had that figured out decades ago.

;) :hi:

[zeemike]

3. That bastard

He deserved to have the shit kicked out of him...trying to take away some small pleasure we men have.

[Vincardog]

5. How dare he? Bring him over here we have some more kicks for him

[mhr]

4. I Attended Texas A&M For Two Miserable Years

It was the only Southwest Conference school that had electronic chastity belts on the female dorms.

The school patrons did not entrust the Baptist girls with their own virginity.

[BamaLefty]

7. Why?!?!

:kick: that damn prof!

[yellowdogintexas]

8. funny, I would have thought that would be Baylor

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. Is Baylor more repressed than A&M?

How about Texas Christian University?

[yellowdogintexas]

10. Baylor IS Baptist...although more liberal than many Baptist

institutions. TCU is more liberal than Baylor, definitely. It is Disciples of Christ/Congregational/United Churches of Christ* which is very liberal mainline group.

Probably the most liberal churches in Fort Worth are University Christian Church (adjacent to TCU campus), First United Methodist of Fort Worth, and the Unitarian Church. Possibly St Stephen's Presbyterian as well.



*NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE "NONINSTRUMENTALIST CHURCH OF CHRIST" that is very common in the South...they are true fundies...

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. Baylor is mega Baptist

A&M is a public school, but they are strict about the rules in the dorms (I went there one year).