If babies had warning labels... I'll start....

[SoCalDem]

Contents under pressure..do not invert

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Caution...Contents liable to explode.

Emitting chemical fumes.

[one_true_leroy]

2. This side up!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. fragile

treat with care or will ruin the rest of your life

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. May be addictive

[MuseRider]

13. No kidding.

I love this one!

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Caution

This infant will cause sleep deprivation in it's caregivers.

[ruthg]

8. return after ...

12 years. Reclaim when finishes college.

[rbnyc]

6. Frequent exposure will reduce IQ by 20%

Umm, I forgot what else I was going to say because I'm so damn tired and have been singing "B A Bay, B E, Bee, B I Bicky By, B O Boh, Bicky By Boh B U Boo, Bicky By Boh Boo" on a constant loop for the past 10 weeks.

:D

[Nevernose]

14. I sang Beatles songs instead of nursery rhymes

I didn't know many nursery rhymes, and Beatles songs were more fun anyway.

Except for my kid's penchant for tie-dye and somewhat uncanny knowledge of "Yellow Submarine," I haven't seen any ill effects.

[NamVetsWeeLass]

16. LOL Both of my Kids got the Beatles, Janis Joplin and some

Motown sang to them. the Boy can sing along with "Move Over" By janis... The baby knows when "My Girl" by the Temptations is on She gleefully announces in her 27 month old wonderous way "Rhi-Song" They both know "Imagine" by heart. The Baby has a favorite Blanket... From the "John Lennon Collection".

[tigereye]

18. I used to sing After Hours ( Velvets)

and Little Surfer girl. Who knew a maudlin Velvets song could be so lullaby-like?

Kids may cause you to forget everything you ever knew. And induce excessive distractibility. What was I saying? :)

[Not_Giving_Up]

21. I sang

Rainbow Connection from the Muppet Movie to mine

[tigereye]

22. my son loves that song

[rbnyc]

33. My baby likes Everybody's Got Something to Hide...

...Except for me and my Monkey. But he has a problem with Rocky Raccoon.

But lately he's really into that Pink Floyd song, I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like...


:)

[Left Is Write]

31. My kids listen to

My CDs. I indoctrinated them young.

:)

[rbnyc]

34. WTG!

Garrison likes his daddy's garage rock band and his power trio.

;-)

[obreaslan]

7. No Refund, No Deposit.

[L84TEA]

19. damnit...Now ya tell me!

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Under penalty of law...this "label" may only be removed by the consumer

or a licensed physician able to do circumcisions.

:o Sorry...I couldn't help myself. :shrug:

[shesemsmom]

10. not battery operated.

I looked for the batteries on my kid and I couldn't find em

[stlchic]

11. Stain remover and earplugs sold separately n/t

[MuseRider]

12. Caution

will leak from both ends.

[KarenS]

15. your heart

Making the decision to have a child is momentous.
It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~ Elizabeth Stone

[NamVetsWeeLass]

17. Caution: will hate you in 12 years.

Even though they Love you so much when they are liitle.... For a reason that they will hate you, If anyone of you reading this remember "The Unicorn Princess" post of my girl at Halloween? that would be just one reason.

[SoCalDem]

27. I saw a NOVA special that explained why we tolerate them

He maintained that nature had given babies (of most mammalian species) round little heads with large, inviting eyes.. It triggers the nurturing part of our brains, and imprints us, so that we fall hopelessly in love with them.. In later years when they pull away and confront us, and thoroughly piss us off, those imprinted memories keeps us (well most of us ) from hurting them or tossing them out (like we threaten:), but never do:)..)

[Dying Eagle]

20. Comes with a coupon for 50% off

Lexapro (anti Depression Med)

[Niccolo_Macchiavelli]

23. Space requirements will increase

may damage your newly whited wall (and furniture)

may cause headache

may make husband jalous while nursing

may cause relation rupture

included with learning capabilities

comes in color

[matcom]

24. WARNING!!!

cook thoroughly to avoid possible food poisening

[obreaslan]

25. Do not operate while under the influence of Alcohol or Narcotics.

I figure that's an understood.

[billyskank]

26. Handwash only

Do Not Tumbledry

[CO Liberal]

28. Not Intended For Use By Persons Under 18 Years of Age

IOW, there's plenty of time for parenthood - don't rush it.

[Sabriel]

29. Do not spray near eyes

Men should avoid contact with nipple area.

[China_cat]

30. Best if used by....(date)

[Not_Giving_Up]

32. This child does not have a functioning mute button

(I try to mute my kids with the remote all of the time...never works)