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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 02:54 PM
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Worst. Resume. Ever.
http://213.186.36.10/~al/alstudio/cv/en.htm

(Flash)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 02:58 PM
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1. I just deleted my copy of Flash MX 2004, just to make sure
I could never ever possibly make anything like that.

It'll get him hired - but not by anyone I'd want to work for ;-)
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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:03 PM
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2. That is a great resume...
Edited on Sat Nov-20-04 03:03 PM by The Night Owl
... if the guy who made it is applying to get his ass kicked.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:15 PM
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3. Playa knows how to lay down some rhymes
:evilgrin:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:40 PM
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6. Who knows if it even rhymed in French?
:shrug:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:17 PM
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4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRR
Edited on Sat Nov-20-04 03:17 PM by ET Awful
That was painful.

How much you want to bet it actually gets him a job though? Someone should explain to him that just because it rhymes in French doesn't mean it will in English :)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-20-04 03:19 PM
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5. I'll bet it gets him made fun of on the 'net first.
;)
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