Any Zamboni drivers here? I wanna drive a Zamboni

[underpants]

http://hockey.dune.net/zamboni.htm

Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."

I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me

I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.

Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!

[DS1]

1. I'll see your Zamboni and raise you a Farmer's Market

[underpants]

4. Hauling Ice at 9 MPH

[DS1]

6. After the accident, quotes Beatrix McFadden

"I remember there was a sudden chill in the air, and for about 4 minutes everyone got really quiet as if we all knew something bad was coming our way - that's when it hit us. Ruth went under first - I remember her clicking away at her MedicAlert. The clicking slowed, and finally she was gone - Bill Jr. dove under after her but it looks like he got hypothermia before reaching her. It was horrible, really horrible. I'm taking my bingo stick and stamping all my ice cubes tonight, they didn't deserve this. Not like that."

[underpants]

9. Oh God

I have no idea what that is from but that is hilarious.

[DS1]

11. It's from MEEEE!

:7

[underpants]

12. Well done

The funny is strong in this one

[Ganja Ninja]

2. I never really cared much for foreign cars.

[Philostopher]

3. Were you once the King of Spain?

If so, there's a future in Zamboni driving for you!

http://www.fruvous.com/barglyr.html#spain

Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems?
You phone me (now I eat humble pie)
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni


(from 'King Of Spain', Moxy Fruvous, 'Bargainville')

[underpants]

5. NO

But I get that a lot.

[Philostopher]

13. Maybe it's the moustache. n/t

[matcom]

7. oh. i THOUGHT you said

"I want to ride Zomby!"

*whew*

[Patiod]

8. My boyfriend in college worked at the ice arena

And I used to go to the bars with my girlfriends, then show up at the arena and ride around on the Zamboni with him before he locked up the rink for the night.

I'm sure it was way more fun after many beers than it would be riding it sober.

[underpants]

10. Sober Zamboni-ing?

Why I've never heard of such a thing. :bounce: