How your life will end... (Spoiler Warning)
Gothic Sponge
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:18 AM
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RevolutionaryActs
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:20 AM
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1. Damn it! Ruin the ending for me why dont you!....
Edited on Thu Nov-18-04 01:21 AM by Revolutionary_Acts04
You should have a put a warning.. or something! :evilgrin:
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:29 AM
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2. WELL! And here I thought you were like a guru or something.
Gothic Sponge
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:08 AM
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8. I am a guru of nonsense.
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:33 AM
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I plan to go to Alaska, and offer myself to one when I get too feeble to care for myself.
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:47 AM
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4. Oh God, that's horrible!
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:50 AM
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6. Nah...Exposure will probably get me first
Then they can gnaw on me like a popsicle. :D
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:58 AM
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That's better. That mauling thing had me kinda bummed.:)
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Thu Nov-18-04 01:48 AM
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5. There's a chance you are right, HOWEVER...
... 20% of the people ever born have not died (yet), and there's no proof they ever will. So statistically, there's only an 80% chance that you will ever die.
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:09 AM
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9. In A Pool Of My Own Vomit Whilst Sitting On The Toilet
Edited on Thu Nov-18-04 11:09 AM by matcom
its the only 'cool' way to go
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Thu Nov-18-04 11:32 AM
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10. That would be a hell of a lot of vomit
...if you plan on drowning in it while sitting on the toilet. You'd have to practically fill up the entire bathroom with puke. I guess maybe if you were in a port-a-john it would be easier, as there would be less space to fill up....
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