My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Placebo]

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[Merrick]

1. Yeah, and remember the time you saw bigfoot outside the window?

[Merrick]

4. Fine, I'll say it then

He was going to the bathroom

[Township75]

2. A classic line...almost as classic as

"The doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of it."

[iconoclastic cat]

3. I'm happy and angry!

[name not needed]

5. I bent my wookie

[Dukakis88]

6. Altoids for Cats... The Curiously Strong Catnip.

[Jack Schitt]

7. Daddy! This stuff tastes like gramma!

[Lex]

8. I ate the purple berries..they tasted like burning

[IronLionZion]

9. my dog's breath smells like dead cats!

sorry :evilgrin:

[Brand New Tico]

10. What does the cat's ass smell like?

Let me guess......

[Goathead]

11. That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ralph Wiggum rocks!

:headbang:

[Lex]

12. Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.