If Popular Mechanics don't start flirting with me now...

[Glenda]

I don't know what I'll do

[neuvocat]

1. Why would you want to flirt with a magazine?

Wouldn't it be better to just go to an auto shop instead?

[Glenda]

4. Magazines don't reject me!

[tech3149]

2. I'm not too popular, but I'm a fair mechanic

But I really suck at flirting.
Sooo, do you come here often?

[Glenda]

3. What are best at fixing, and what kind of tools do you have?

:toast:

[tech3149]

5. I've got a big toolbox

but I'm best with delicate and sensetive equipment.

[Glenda]

6. Oh dear! I just spilled water all over my shirt!

Maybe I'm the one not good at flirting. I blush easily :)

:beer:

[tech3149]

8. You wear it well!

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Not much of a mechanic but you should see the size of my plumbing.

:P

[Glenda]

9. Is your plumbing bent like those pipes under the sink?

[Worst Username Ever]

10. My plumbing is any way you want it to be.

:D

[Glenda]

11. LOL!! Ok, now I will ....

spank you!

:spank:

[Jose Diablo]

12. Ah, you need your Mustang worked on?

Brakes a little soft missus?

[chaska]

13. You people are making me sick.

:spank:

[Jose Diablo]

14. Chaska

Isn't that the name of a type of truck made in the old USSR. They measured production by weight (or tons) produced. Thus the trucks were very large.