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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:07 PM
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A Virginian just appeared at my door
He emptied the trash and moved on.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:08 PM
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1. Was it Kleeb?
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:08 PM
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2. will you auction the trash on ebay? n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:09 PM
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3. He took it away
Damn!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:10 PM
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4. Is that like this?
Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven.

First thing that happens to him is, George Washington comes up and punches him in the nose, knocking him down.

Osama gets up, dusts himself off, and the next thing he knows, Thomas Jefferson comes up and punches him in the nose, knocking him down.

Once again Osama gets up, only to have James Madison come up and punch him in the nose.

So Osama looks around for some help, and as it happens, Saint Peter is walking by. So Osama calls out to ask him what's going on.

Saint Peter says, "Oh, I meant to tell you about this. It seems there has been a transcription error. It was supposed to say that when you get to Heaven, you meet 72 Virginians!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:15 PM
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5. Ha!
That is the second ever Vriginian involved joke

How many Virginians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three

One to change it and two to "remebah how good the oooooooold one was"
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:22 PM
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6. Was this the guy?
Edited on Tue Nov-16-04 05:23 PM by Sequoia


http://www.thevirginian.net/
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:22 PM
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7. No
but I hear cowboys is REAL pop'lar with the ladies around here
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-16-04 05:37 PM
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8. Virginian's taste good
do you have a big pot. I'll be over in a minute.
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